BEST EASTWOOD QUOTES FROM
THE ROOKIE



PULOVSKI: You want to know what a real criminal is, Ackerman? It's the son of a bitch who painted this car, that's who... Can you imagine defacing a work of art like this with a color like that? The guy ought to have his ass removed.

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REPORTER: This is auto theft detective Nick Pulovski. Detective, you seem to have gone very much out of your way to make sure we were here for these raids.

PULOVSKI: Well that's right, ma'am. I realize that homicides and splashy robberies get most of the headlines, but it's about time this sort of crime get the attention it deserves. Now it's impossible to make a real dent, but it is possible to hurt the individual assholes who are fucking it up for everyone. Now I happen to know of a prick that's responsible for the whole fucking operation and that son of a bitch is hurting out there and I'm fucking liking it.

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PULOVSKI: If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

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ACKERMAN: You think I like dragging around after you all day? I fucking hate it! And I hate the way you drive, and I hate your stinking whiskey breath.

PULOVSKI: Well I hate your uptight, regulation-spouting boyscout horseshit. And I hate the little fucking creases in your pants. And I hate these fucking donuts... these fruitcake little ones with the god damn pinky shit on top. Nobody eats that shit.

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ACKERMAN: While you were up there with what's-her-name sitting on your face...

PULOVSKI: She did not sit on my face.

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PULOVSKI: There's got to be a hundred reasons why I don't blow you away. Right now I can't think of one.

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