BEST QUOTES FROM
TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARA



HOGAN: Sister, I don't mind shootin' 'em for ya, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sweat over 'em for ya.

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SARA: Then you don't have anything to do for their cause?

HOGAN: Not their's or anybody else's. You see, I spent two years in a war in the States. Right now, all I'm interested in is money.

SARA: If money is all you care about, then why did you fight in that war?

HOGAN: Everybody's got a right to be a sucker once.

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HOGAN: It's nice to hear you laugh, ma'am.

SARA: You think nuns don't laugh?

HOGAN: I don't know, I never spent the night with one before.

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HOGAN: Well, they ain't telling you much now, so get dressed.

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HOGAN: Lady, if you weren't a nun, I'd let you save your own bacon.

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HOGAN: Your mule for that burro? Well, if that kind gentleman traded you even, you won't be meeting up with him in heaven.

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HOGAN: I don't know if this arrow's ... (gasp) ... near my heart. I don't think so. Of course, some women say my heart ain't exactly ...(cough)... in the right place.

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HOGAN: Are you prayin' for me?

SARA: Yes.

HOGAN: Well, then I must be drunk enough, 'cause damn my eyes, I find that kinda touchin'.





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