What you won't find on WERW:






Commercials, quality, courtesy, cheer, dignity, humor, pride, shame, passion, drama,
order, hipness, slang, advice, accurate weather predictions, interesting conversation, 
constructive criticism, terror, faith, joy, love, hate, sexual frustration, reliability, 
tragedy, coherent listeners, values, intimacy, personality, charm, wit, repartee, rational 
thought, trends, virtue, ethics, morals, beliefs, talent, ability, strength of character, 
consequences, forgiveness, implications, subliminal messages, honor, valor, charity, 
happiness, boredom, caring, sharing, self-doubt, triumph of the human spirit, corporate 
sponsors, shoelaces, technical support, feedback, filmstrips, knee socks, beehive hair, 
nose rings, the in-crowd, hangnails, colored chalk, pig Latin, coming attractions, 
man-made bodies of water, Russian literature, puppets, nudity, mutants, talking dogs, 
tabloid mentality, this, that, the other, infotainment, the word "osmosis," archeological 
findings, jalepeņo peppers, infidelity, pet rocks, smelly candles, paper clips, overhead 
projectors, Gore-Tex, FM, elephant toes, puce, lavender, purple, slavery, soccer 
announcers, porn, dogma, stumpies, puma men, space children, deadly bees, shoe wedgies, 
whammies, cow tipping, mop tops, scantron sheets, mutton chops, migrant workers, 
transsexuals, after dinner mints, wigs, garnish, the stars of the WB new Tuesday, 
scoliosis, glue sticks, showgirls, special effects, math, science, text books, 867-5309, 
Cuban baseball players, a man from u.n.c.l.e., erasable pens, parental guidance, are you 
still reading this, if so why, non-biodegradable materials, the Chicago Cubs, cubic 
zirconium, slime, gak, ooze, plasma, dirt, gunk, schmutz, flotsam, fine young cannibals, 
phallic symbols, giant lizards, requested songs, talking frogs, e-mail, grammar,
punctuation, spelling, carnival games, eggs, international diplomacy, 5 o'clock shadow, 
afros, toe jam & earl, shag carpets, major funding, fresh fruit, plastic surgery, 
friendship bracelets, cures for baldness, eBay, foreign cars, domestic booze, shampoo 
with conditioner, paper cuts, stigmatisms, usual suspects, prairie dogs, ferrets, 
duck-billed platypuses, the age of aquarius, optimism, cynicism, skepticism, 
totalitarianism, consequentialism, paganism, hedonism, utilitarianism, libertarianism, 
communitarianism, dadaism, Mr. Toad, the Green Hornet, Regis Philbin, Dustin Diamond, 
Yates, that rico-suave guy, Thundercats, Voltron, Marmaduke, Eek, Englebert Humperdink, 
snow, midgets, and visuals of any kind whatsoever.  



What you will find on WERW:  



	
REAL COLLEGE RADIO (plus lots of bad taste, and probably some profanity)