Says Josh's Egg CEO Joshua Tew "I'm a proud backer of this fine organization! We are very excited to be helping out Victory in Mattswad/Got LILK? Motorsports. Look for Brad Teague to win the Bristol Race with in the COT. Thank you all for your continued support."
As this is a COT, the COT will be built with materials provided by Speedblock.
(2-23-07) VIM/GLILK STATEMENT REGARDING ABSENCE: From co-owner Matthew Lewis, "Victory in Mattswad/Got LILK? Motorsports wishes to express its displeasure after failing to appear for its 2nd straight race of the 2007 season. VIM/GL entered into a cooperation with H&K Motorsports to combine resources (Mattswad's tool kit from behind the back seat of our truck and H&K's lug wrench and jumper cables) and field 18 entries for this weekend's activities at California. However, upon arriving at the track and meeting with H&k representatives, team co-owner Matthew Lewis found that in actuality they were 3D holograms projected from behind a building and a musical saw making eerie noises in the background. After soiling his pants, Mr. Lewis then called upon the services of the Most Holy Reverand Morgan Shepherd, who prayed away the unholy undead spirits and squired them with steaming water from the radiator of his Parkmobile.
VIM/GL Motorsports truly regrets the failure of H&K Motorsports and wishes to express deep regret to our faithful sponsors, S&M Trailer Trash Mobile Homes, Big Daddy;s BBQ Sauce, Josh's Egg Sauce, Speedblock, NAMBLA, & AMC Motors. Negotiations are ongoing to form a partnership with Victory Motorsports LLC for next weekend's race at Las Vegas Motor Speedway featuring minority driver, Cordazer Calvin Broadus pending the legality of its 1981 Oldsmobile Cutlas per NASCAR rules.
(1-3-07) OMG!!!1 whatsonline.com to sponsor VIM/GLILK!!!1 - Perhaps the most exciting announcement to come from the VIM/GLILK? PR office was announced today. Online search engine whatsonline.com has joined the team and will sponsor yet another full-time entry in 2007. The team will field the full-time #94 entry in every NASCAR-sanctioned race this season, driven by 17-year-old business mogul Brandon Thomas. "whatzonleine makes mee so hapy i wanna wett mye pantz" said Thomas. "dreving for them will bee a dreem com tru and i cant wate to be a spookesman for themm in fact ive already got a head start!!!!!!!!!!!11" David J. Hammer will crew chief the new effort, and will operate out of a specially leased shop formerly provided by BANG! Racing. Thomas, who will also work new driver coach Tyler Tucker, would not respond to recent accusations that he called two-time Daytona 500 winner Michael Waltrip a wimp.
(12-31-06) VIM/GLILK? hires driver coach - NASCAR team Victory in Mattswad/Got LILK? is honored to welcome Tyler Tucker as its driver development coach for the 2007 season. Tucker will work with drivers J.T. Hayes, Jay Lakins Jr., and Mike Hogg as they work up through the ladder in various racing series. "this development program sucks. lol." said Tucker. "we'd better off having morgan drive for us lol. maybe we should hire whatsonline.com to sponsor instead."
(11-13-06) VIM/GLILK? picks up two associate sponsors - Victory in Mattswad/Got LILK? Motorsports, a new NASCAR team, picked up two additional associate sponsors for its 2007 efforts, it announced Monday. The two sponsors are Josh's Egg Farms, LLC, and PEO Pros. Josh's Eggs is a world-famous poultry restaurant based in North Carolina, owned by businessman Joshua Tew. "I'm looking forward to next season", said Tew. "It should be fun to watch my company on the side of VIM/GLILK's efforts next year, LOL. Best of luck to everyone!" PEO Pros is a private insurance firm owned by John Tenney, 5-time winner of the Mr. America contest. Tenney was unavailable to comment due to playing his 5,036th consecutive round of World of Warcraft. Both sponsors will adorn the hindquarter decals of VIM/GLILK's NEXTEL Cup efforts.