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| College Bios 2 |
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| Emilio "Vebber" Betances Emilio is my sociology professor. He is right off of the boat from spain and still doesn't know my name. He usually calls me Messmec or something like that. He is obsesses with the prenunciation of the Max Webbers name. He is also crazy. |
| "It's Vebber!!!!" |
| "Yea.. like umm. ya know... I got like a 5 on my exam....." |
| Weird Spacey Girl This weird girl usually talks frequently in class in her wierd drawn out hippy accent. She also bears a strong resembelence to Ben Sullivan. |
| Nancy Kerrigan Nancy is my History teacher and looks exactly like Olypmic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. Todd can be heard calling out such things in class as "Silver Medal" and "Tanya Harding" |
| " Die Tanya Die!!!" |
| Cartoon Mouse Girl/Responses Alex looks exactly like an animated mouse. She likes to answer every question in class and hooked up with corey.... twice... |
| Ears There Can't be a weirdos page without Ears. He is a member of the track team and has the biggest ears ever known to man. He is also the most annoying kid alive and can be said to be the goofiest most uncoordinated athlete ever graced the intramural soccer gymnasium. |
| Jeff Goldbloom Bearing an incredible resembalance to Jurassic Park star Jeff Goldbloom, this weirdo sits right next to me in history class. He acts, speaks and even looks like Mr. Goldbloom. Look at him. |
| "I know the answer!!!" |
| "Look at my ears!!!" |
| "Umm.. According to my calculations, the dinosaurs are extinct...." |
| "Holmes McDiggity!!" |
| Corey "Holmes" Huber Corey is bald and pale.... He hooked up with cartoon mouse girl twice and drives a gay car that sounds like a go cart. He claims to be from the ghetto and the backwoods at the same time, so dont fuck with him. Look at his picture. He is known to kill every funny word. His giant plastic spoiler got stollen and he wouldnt drive us to bucknell. |
| Juggy's Roomate Not much to say... Juggy hates him.... He smells, doesnt shower, and stinks up the entire room. He sleeps in all of his clothes including his boots and is a giant waste of life waiting to be expelled. |
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| "The hurrican is a rising superstar in the WWE.." |
| Kyle "Postman" Post Kyle made the unfortunate mistake of telling our seminar class he is a backyard wrestler named the Post Man. His finishing move is going poastal and he dreams of going to professional wrestling. He has numerous wrestling games and has his own character.. guess what his name is? |
| Thanks to todd and roos |
| CNAV CNAV got his/her name when todd was told to look up hot girls on the the gettysburg website and came upon her. No more needed to be said. |
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| Scott "Wife Beater" Hancock |
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| "... I like to wear wifebeaters in my school picture..." |
| Sir Largeness |
| "I'm large and in charge...." |
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| Grendel |
| "Bring me the finest meats and cheeses in the land... ahh.." |
| "..man or a woman..? you make the call.." |
| More Weirdos to come soon!!! |
| Richie "nothing comes between a man and his tools" Culbert |
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| "I'll say this..." |
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| "Let's go for a ride after I get back from ceramics..." |