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Matty Midura - pictured on December 23th, 2008. Better get your autographed photo of me now!!! the cute broad works for *Matty Midura Productions  2001-2009
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We'll miss you Teddy..
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the vanguard of human rights!
Senator Ted Kennedy challenges incumbent Democratic President Jimmy Carter for the Democratic Nomination in 1980.. Bork ban added
1932 - 2009
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Mary Jo KopechneI know 'what comes to mind' every time Ted Kennedy's name get's mentioned,.. in a refective context - Chappaquiddick / Mary Jo Kopechne - right? Want to know what runs through my head, with that said,   I'll tell you anyway; "what was he doing with 'that broad' really,.. was that the best he could do?? If I'm that drunk, I'd rather go home and seduce - then of course,.. fuck my 'hot wife' instead of that.."   Actually,.. Mary Jo Kopechne was just a boring looking woman.. Really just average at best, kind of like a 'ley teacher' would certainly come to mind, as per when I was in catholic school actually!
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Not exciting, at first glance anyway, in contrast to the 'blonde & sultry' Joan Bennet Kennedy - the senator's first wife.. Ever see her in a mini-skirt?? I have!.. It was some event that President Nixon (e.g. 1972) and his ugly wife were hosting.. She - i.e. Joan Kennedy showed up wearing a silver colored min skirt, and the 'first lady' Pat Nixon (whilst glancing down at the skirt) all but crawled under the nearest table. Yea,.. that rigid twin of ole 'Ed Sullivan' - i.e. President Nixon - seemed to like it. He sure looked as though he did..
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Joan Bennet Kennedy - the senator's first wife 1969..I previously wrote some - 'very sexually explicit material' - about Joan Kennedy pictured left, and how I felt about her as a teenager, and later as a young male whore in the 1970 era. But I decided to edit it out. You see;.. I thought about her bouts with Alcoholism and drugs, and how her life completely denegrated in contrast to how it was before the middle of the 1970 era. She became rather icky, and I did not want to have my readers think that I'm into women like that... Again, the photo on the left was really one of Joan Kennedy's finest moments! She looked absolutely stunning & statuesque. I am addmittedly drawn to this photo of her..
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Matty Midura in April 2009spacerWow, and if I may be extremely 'graphic' about it?? "I want to fuck her,.. right where she stands," so to speak!.. So with the previous said, and fresh in your mind,.. "imagine me approaching this gal while snapping my fingers,.. to some real hip beat - e.g. as per a young Harvey Keitel did, when drawn to a very attractive light-skin black woman and night club stripper in the movie 'Mean Streets' during the 1970 era.."
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You've seen pictures of me, and with a couple of 'Whisky Sours' and a bit high from pills that I pop daily - given this kind of music playing? I would surely be irresistible to her, especially now at 55-y/o. Certainly 'Jekyll vs. Hyde' in comparison to the rigid-boring and dorky highfalutin crowd types she was trapped within - e.g. social circles.. "Look,.. I'm not just your typical guy. I am very liberal, and I never do what everyone else does!.."
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About me during that period just before Joan Kennedy's complete melt down. I was married on May 28, 1977 to a woman who I stole from another man - e.g. who married 'her' 4 years before I got lucky,.. I never could truly change what I always was since my youth.. I was in love with myself and attracted to older women who were much like Joan Bennet Kennedy accordingly - someone easy!.. But conversely fall in love & marry someone opposite and in contrast to me, to facilitate staying grounded - so to speak! Which I did, even if I elected to live as a seperated person the last several years... Anyway, Joan Kennedy was the prototype - e.g. slut in denail in perception for me. And had powerful connections,.. which I fantasized perverting!
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Realistically speaking,.. she was the image. Surely they're 'local women' like her, that could be exploited, conversely not shadowed by government entities - e.g. security speaking - with her per se. And easily seduced by e.g. sex appeal and good looks' surely, even if it's in a backdoor context.. That's me!!! You see, I learned the routine from a neighbor back during the 1960 era. I use to see these 'rich bitches' pull up in the middle of the street in Burlington City (NJ), stop & slide-over the bench seat, as this 'sexy lazy stud of a guy' climbed in,.. then an hour later return!.. I use to ask my dad about these rather 'bizzare happenings' really,.. he knew, but merely dismissed me! For it was my older brother who gave me the dope coversely. I thought 'this guy was so interesting' really,.. I notice stuff, albeit just12 years old!..
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Anyway,.. he was fucking the 'Joan Kennedys' (in curlers back then) of our part of South Jersey.. It left an impression on me,.. I slowly became him.. I would target - e.g. women without husbands as a teen of just 12 and let them have their way with me for small change, cigarettes and sometimes beer! Back then? I could get away with murder, figuratively speaking - there were 'unspoken understandings' really,.. and you can always tell who is who!!! And I was in catholic school during the 1960's era,... you really had to develope & carefully control many personalities to do these kind of things - e.g. I had my own demons too!.. Maybe that's why 'us Italians' love and understand the Kennedys,.. we're all catholics, and pretty much all the same secretly!!!
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Anyway, you can imagine the rest. Joan Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Polosi, and the local unatractive but sexy female lawyer, and so forth?? Who do you think they're looking at on the Internet?? Guys like me!.. And speaking of me, in that context, as appealing as I may be,.. you still have to be cautious, and again - e.g. I am a writer, and you never know whether you might be suggested in my articles contextually, but not necessarily by name per se - otherwise my 'personal life' (e.g. women) is just that, I don't divulge specifics with anyone!!!
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Joan Kennedy to the left and Hillary Clinton to the right of the former Massachusetts Senator's wifeOther than that, I don't even like blondes or bother with them, I really get excited about brunettes, and without 'water balloons' masked as tits! Anyway, I always found her - e.g. Joan - to be rather striking really. Probably because she was remarkably different from seemingly ridged political wives, at least back then! Plus I always felt sorry for her,.. Chappaquiddick and booze destroyed her.. And those sentiments of mine,.. transcend other 'prominent women' too..
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And I wish to make something perfectly clear about my suggestions previously about 'fucking' these women - especially Joan Kennedy back then.. I meant it in a 'I want to be nice to you' kind of way, because they were 'crapped-on' by these creeps - Ted Kennedy & Bill Clinton - that they were married to. Just because they served us well,.. does not mean they were necessarilly good all around people! As for me? I am rather odd in a sexual way really. I can't just simply, or perhaps casually have sex with a woman unless I really like them, in some instances - e.g. feel sorrow for them, or at least get paid / compensated in some manner!!!
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For I kinda felt that way about Hillary Clinton likewise.. Actually I got a bit misty (e.g. tears) when Senator Clinton made her concession speech - forever closing a chapter of ambitions to be president herself - the genesis & facilitator of such ambitions,.. starting with grooming of her asshole husband to be governor of Arkansas. The previous (i.e. being governor) as a typical and undocumented prerequisite to qualify as a presidential candidate. Hillary Rodham Clinton should have been the Democratic Nominee!..
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By the way, ever notice 'how may presidents begining with Jimmy Carter were ex-governors' and since 1976?? Four of them controlling 28 years! Only one governor - i.e. Michael Dukakis D-Massachusetts - failed as their party's nominee! Not that I am implying that Senator Edward M. Kennedy (Ted) lost in 1980 because he was not a governor, or even because of Chappaquiddick... Ted Kennedy vacillated much too long about challenging President Jimmy Carter D-Ga. (e.g. unpopular due to policies involving Iran..) for the Democratic Nomination. When 'he' Kennedy finally decided,.. it was too late,.. and divided the Democratic Party just enough to make it possible for Mickey Mouse - i.e. Ronald Reagan to get elected.
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1969 Chappaquiddick incidentChappaquiddick was unfortunate, and being 'drunk' does seem to impair one's better judgement. If 'Teddy' was in a position, or anybody in that predicament,.. to save a life - do you really think he'd pass on it?? Probably not.. Unless if driving off that bridge, was indeed premeditated - e.g. to facilitate a drowning - for the purpose of silencing someone (i.e. Mary Jo Kopechne) thus covering-up possible indiscretions - e.g. Bobby and/or Ted Kennedy's - affair with said woman. The latter is not only terrible, but it's criminal too... I am going to trust that a 'decent person' would not be indifferent in that example - drowning death. Divine intervention would compel you, and guide you to the right thing otherwise!..
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1969 Chappaquiddick incident So, unless 'my trust' in the previous said is in fact presumptuous in this case, and based solely on - e.g. Ted Kennedy's senatorial record - fighting for the common man,.. then I am foolish! But really,.. if I am able to distinguish that possibility to begin with, then I am in fact over-estimating my gullibility.. By the way: I must say, that the majority of 'photos & video' depicting Chappaquiddick (i.e. mostly black & white) were strangely eerie! Kinda like a 1950 era SciFi 'B' Movie that someone gave me - Carnival Of Souls.
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Perhaps dear Ole Teddy's career, and the causes he vehemently endeavored,.. were a manifestation of his guilt - e.g. Chappaquiddick. Such contrasts could indeed be the predisposition of someone otherwise to be an insidious on & off sociopath really. If that's the case,.. such is in the DNA of all of the Kennedys.. Ever note their bizarre history?? However, and conversely,.. those idiosyncrasies are shadowed by spectacular political and public service. Again, a 'marked propensity' of all the major political Kennedys - i.e. John F. / Bobby / Edward M. (aka Ted) actually! And it works,.. even I am sucked-in, so to speak.
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Ted Kennedy in 2009 Nevertheless, and due to all the previous; "with great sorrow I will miss Teddy," and I truly say this with conviction. Regardless to their - e.g. Kennedys - personal lives, and all the icky shit that is synonymous,.. they served us well. One of them spared us from total annihilation, way back in 1962 - Cuban Missile Crisis. And if you don't know which Kennedy I just referenced,.. you're too fuck'n stupid to be reading this, to begin with... So go ask the dopes that brought you into this world.. However though,.. they may be equally as dense & stupid as you are perhaps - e.g. stupidity transcends DNA - unfortunately for you!!!
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Hooray USA..
40th aniversary of moon landing??
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July 20, 1969 - the United States and her Apollo 11 astronauts land on the moon.. Or did they?? Personally, I was 15 years old at that time, watched it with pride,.. but cynical all the while! Famously, it was i.e. Neil Armstrong who took the 'first step' out of the lunar module,.. and echoed those famous words.. And if I have to remind you - e.g. my dear readers here, those words of Neil Armstrong,.. then you'll have to go to the back of the classroom - stunod.. Meaning this; "how fuck'n dense are you, or perhaps your parents, who should've been a bit more cognizant of the fact - you're not really learning anything in the classroom between 8:30 am til 3:00 pm!..."
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Puzzling: I wonder 'who's dick' Armstrong had to suck at NASA,... to be the first - e.g. to walk on the moon.. There were two other guys with him actually! Really,.. they could've rolled out of the lunar module while i.e. 'holding hands' like 3 fuck'n queens - then jump in unisent off the last step!!!
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Singing For Donations
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Covered Hits

Dion
*Love Came To Me
Matty Midura on April 01, 2009 and can be autographed personally to you - e.g. Larger Version!.
Donna 'The Prima-Donna'
Duprees
Why Don't You Believe Me
*Love Eyes
Gone With The Wind
Fabian Forte
*Turn Me Loose
Bobby Rydell
*Forget Him
*Wild One
The Earls
Remember Then
Beatles
Please Please Me
*There's A Place
*You Can't Do That
*All My Loving
Billy J Cramer & The Dakotas
*Bad To Me
Cascades
*Dreaming
Gene Pitney
**Town Without Pity
*Heartbreaker
Edison Lighthouse
*Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)
Safaris
*Image Of A Girl
'Sample Tunes' for free below!
...All songs below, are truly 'free to play' and listen to anytime. Each song I sing,.. comes with a 'brief story' about the song's origin and original artist / cover artist in many instances. I may indeed be a bit 'high' when I'm telling the stories perhaps; "but the singing comes with god-given talent,.." certainly being half Italian facilitates things!  Call me,.. and you will hear me live, and then judge for yourself...
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Coming Soon: TBA
I'll even do some non-falsetto versions of Lou Christie's 'Lightning Strikes', 'Two Faces Have I' and also of course 'I'm Gonna Make You Mine' among others. Moreover, I do these without backups and props - but 'mic-ed up' at least.. That alone takes 'guts' I'd say,.. every Italian thinks 'he's a singer' anyway! Just think of it, as being personally crooned to, now you really can't beat that!!!
Matty Midura - pictured on April 14, 2009 Donating has it's rewards!.. 
Yes it does,.. ole 'sexy Matt' knows how to thank kind donors! Helping me with your donations will help facilitate for me; "the continuance of the kind of lifestyle I so cherrish..." And while holding that thought for a moment; " I don't work at a real job - e.g. that's why I am a freelance writer... I also 'serve' as a Notary Public, compensated nanny, and a gigolo??,.." among other things of course - just in passing!..
That was a bit of an 'eye-opener' to read all of that stuff (e.g. gold text etc.) previously,.. wouldn't you say?? Otherwise, simply just donate a $20 spot to 'me' Matty Midura to get your song.. Or, you can add another $10 and parlay that choice into an 'autographed photo' (e.g. any photo you find ) of me to get both for a total of just a $30 - that's al there is to it really!
Even if you can not at this time 'donate anything' perhaps, you're still welcome to listen to the 'Sample Songs' posted above.. Either way, it's your choice! Otherwise,.. thanx in advance for your participation and enjoy the rest of the site,.. it's a fuck'n blast really!..
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  Rewind In Time - Historic Moments  
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March In History: 1950,.. Julius & Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of espionage, passing-on secret information to the Soviet Union - i.e. Atomic Weapons - and related material... Albeit the case and the evidence against the 'Rosenbergs' appeared to be of the circumstantial variety (e.g. as per 'The Lindbergh Kidnap/Murder' in NJ) obviously, it can not be a coincidence, that the Soviets tested 'their own' Atomic Bomb shortly after the dissemination of what the United States was exclusively in possession of first and - as evident via use to end the war in the Pacific - i.e. Japan!

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Note: The course of history was forever changed, by the events previously mentioned. Albeit the Soviets were in development of their own 'nuclear formula' certainly, it may have been 'years' perhaps, before they 'USSR' would be at the serious testing stage - i.e. Atomic Bomb! Otherwise, this author - Matty Midura is convinced that 'we' the United States could've; "bombed North Korea, and later China into the consistency of a parking lot,.." with impunity! Meaning,.. the Soviet Union would not be able to retort with anything that is comparable to what the United States has at it's disposal obviously!...
Music: 46 years ago, and on March 30th, 1963, the Chiffons had the #1 hit song with He's So Fine. And freelance writer - Matty Midura - was living in Burlington City, New Jersey at that time, attending All Saints Parochial School, and 9 years old.

February In History: 1968,.. US crushes the 'Tet Offensive' just weeks after Saigon (aka Ho Chi Minh City -1975) and other southern provinces were surprised-attacked by North Vietnamese Army regulars, along with support from local sympathizers. 'Tet' is recognized as the Vietnamese New Year, and spans typically the last week of January through the first couple of weeks in February. During the course of the 'French Indochina Conflict' (i.e. 1955 -1975), the French military forces and later the United States, understood 'Tet' to be an unofficial holiday truce. With that said, and assumed or trusted,.. facilitated the offensive's initial success. Albeit a military disaster for the North Vietnamese military, it conversely proved to be a political '800 Pound Gorilla' for the United States, and President Lyndon B. Johnson!..

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Myth: United States lost the war in Southeast Asia - Vietnam.
Truth: North Vietnam in reality,.. lost the war with the United States!
POW - MIA always remember them!Facts: Death toll for the USA = 58K whereas North Vietnam's losses were millions!
Other: Russian 'MIG' pilots that shot down US Fighter Pilots were not Vietnamese!!! Conversely, it was Soviet pilots (i.e. blue-eyed blondes) in the cockpit.. Occasionally, the Soviets used Cuban (e.g. trainees) to test their skills, against our guys - but not quite our very best pilots!. Moreover, surely anything 'yellow in the cockpit' was Chinese!
FYI: Senator John McCain (R-Az.) former POW and 'presidential candidate' presently; "should've been charged with treason, along with other congressional members,..." for signing-off on and 'enthusiastically' supporting President William J. Clinton's normalizing relations with a communist Vietnam! McCain always was a whimpering & decrepit crybaby,.. he i.e. 'McCain of all people, should have opposed that bill, during Clinton's term in office. Moreover, "our enemy, is our enemy for life," it's beyond me, how anyone can embrace their enemy! By the way - his 'name-sake ' french fries suck pony dick - I prefer Ore-Ida fries really!!!
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Music: February 19, 1966, a 23 year old Lou Christie struck gold and had the #1 hit song with Lightning Strikes.

January In History: January 20, 1981, the United States sworn in an embalmed ex-actor Ronald Reagan - as her 40th president. Albeit, and for all intended purposes; "a functional mannequin,.." Reagan swept into office due to preceding president Jimmy Carter's inept handling of the 1979 -1981 Iran Embassy Hostage Crisis. A pre-inaugural deal brokered by George H.W. Bush (i.e. Reagan's veep-elect) denied Jimmy Carter D-Ga. the satisfaction of having the hostages freed while he was still officially President Of The United States!.. The aforementioned 'deal' of course, came to be known as Iran-Contra, with the Lee Harvey Oswald of the 1980 era - aka USMC Col.Oliver North - as the villain in lieu of John Poindexter and Reagan himself....

December In History: December 07, 1941 and 67 years ago, the Japanese aerial bombed 'Pearl Harbor' (Hawaii) without a formal 'Declaration Of War' against the United States. Hence, intelligence breakdowns and/or perhaps President Franklin D. Roosevelt turned a 'deaf ear' to this pending attack - while in collusion with Prime Minister Winston Churchill (UK) - to facilitate war against Germany! The latter solidified a divided nation, otherwise trying to recover from a depressed economy!
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Note: Ironically, and just over 60 years later; "President George W. Bush's vice president (e.g. Dick Cheney) and otherwise the 'unofficial president' actually,.. used the same blueprints, and accordingly set into motion - the attack of the World Trade Centers, via the use of computer controlled over-ride systems (e.g. surface to aircraft) to crash commercial flights into national symbols, to facilitate and justify war with the Arab world.."

November In History: November 05, 1968 and 40 years ago, Richard M. Nixon beat Democratic Nominee - Hubert H. Humphrey (sitting vice president) and Klu Klux Klansman - George C. Wallace (Independent) for the presidency of the United States. The latter facilitated by the unpopularity of sitting president - Lyndon B. Johnson's handling of the Vietnam War, and his decision to not seek another term as our president. Albeit an 'independent' candidate - Governor Wallace (from Alabama) drew surprising support from sectors of white America, certainly below the Mason-Dixon Line and strangely above (e.g. Northeast),.. who weren't necessarily dissatisfied with President Johnson's direction with the Vietnam War, but conversely with the 1964 signing-into-law of the Civil Rights Act perhaps!!!

October In History: October 04, 1957 and 51st. anniversary of the former Soviet Union's launch of Sputnik - first man made sphere (e.g. satellite) to orbit the Earth. Thus officially the antithesis; e.g. of many events to follow, in this 'Cold War' via Russia and the United States. Spy movies e.g. Secret Agent Man & James Bond '007' were representative of the latter... Accordingly to follow; the Vietnam War, and the mythical '1969 moon landing' (e.g. I think it was faked..) which seemingly became the historical footnotes for the second half of the 20th Century. The previous, a direct result of the hostile and convoluted nature of the competition, signifying differences in ideology via war and technology - between us and them!!!
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 latest gossip on the net...

They'll ask you to pass it on..

 Sure; "I'll publish almost anything!.." Matty Midura

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Matty Midura 2001-2008
Freelance Writer & Notary Public
in New Jersey.

Truth or Hoax?
   You wouldn't believe the 'nonsense' that gets around the Internet via 'chain letters' really, proxied and facilitated as email forwards! Surely you've seen them perhaps? I was a 'newbie' on the Internet way back in 1996, during it's infancy of sorts,.. and emailing to anyone, or receiving was like "getting laid for the first time" for some!..
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   Remember the story about; the 'needle taped to gas pump handles' for one, whereas to spread AIDS to unsuspecting patrons. And the infamous nonsense about; "Mel Gibson disfigured in a New York waterfront mugging -then finding Jesus Christ - and his life being saved,..." so to speak...
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   And a couple of summers ago was; "that blonde-haired guy from the 'Backstreet Boys' namely - Lance Bass - who was seen leaving a trendy gay bar,.." soon thereafter reputed to be gay! Geez, you could've knocked me over with a feather, like no one could see that coming?? I mean; "these guys (e.g. gay males & females) have this 'crazy glare' in their eyes, like they've just seen a UFO, or had a spiritual awakening of sorts!.."
   Moreover, all of the documented hot & sexy guys - e.g. Tom Cruise, Ricky Martin and Lance Bass etc. - are gay! That also applies to - i.e. attractive men - that are single and in some cases married, as also being gay too,.. except for me of course! Sorry to lay that 'cold hard fact' on you ladies - looking to marry hot guys! Additionally, and for a reasonable donation to my Open a PayPal account - it's free!.. account,... I will be happy to dispell any myths about me being gay - personally! You'll be the one actually to assume the position of course... Certainly you're familiar with that I'm sure!
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Note: Mel Gibson could not have been an immigrant in New York at the time implied. He has always lived in Australia really! Moreover, were it not for the white-trash 'cult movie' called Mad Max oddly enough,.. he'd still be living in that fuck'n hell-hole across the Atlantic, eating kangaroo meat of sorts!!!

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   Now that I have re-familiarized you with 'hoaxes' previously, along with other panic producing and 'trash worthy' email chain-letters that spread like wildfire. Proceed to read the story below with an open mind. I think it has merit. Actually, I would not have published it - so to speak - if such was utter nonsense. Make sure also, to read the 'footnotes' below the story, highlighted in amber! Thereafter, do continue with my commentary from July 23rd, 2007,.. that follows such in succession...
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The Chain Letter

Barack Hussein Obama
who Is he??

Note: I can not take credit for the content posted below, albeit I usually only publish material that I write or create! Accordingly, I recognize Barbara Burkhardt as the person who forward via email 'to me' the above story, but conversely, not the original 'source or publisher' of this material. Surely disseminated to several outlets inclusive of myself - obviously.. With that said, I took the liberty of publishing the contents as presented to me!
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Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas.
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Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a radical Muslim from Indonesia.
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When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a Muslim school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim.
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He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school." Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best.
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In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya. Soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the radical teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.
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Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.
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Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside-out. What better way to start than at the highest level.

link to the rebuttal

Okay, sounds plausible.

But, you better hold that thought,
Matty Midura
Matty Midura 2001-2008
Freelance Writer & Notary Public in New Jersey.

until you hear what I have to say!
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   Let me start by saying; I agree with, and believe the story circulating in various media outlets about Senator Barack Obama, and preceding this commentary, to be perhaps an accurate account. However, one has to consider the source - republicans, I'm sure! And for the record here,.. I am a democrat. Nevertheless, the story should be of concern to all of us, regardless of political ideologies! With that said, I have always had this very unsettling feeling about this wormy guy, Barack Obama, and his rather strange meteoric rise to political prominence! May indeed be the footprints of some ominous origins, such as Saudi Arabia - boat loads of money,.. laundered to finance one of 'their own?' (e.g. Sen. Obama) to highest office in the land. Well, Obama is not exactly olive complected or Arab, but he'll suffice - for those harboragers of terrorism!
   Personally, I am endorsing Senator John Edwards D-NC for the Democratic Nomination, and only because a woman 'Senator Clinton D-NY' is not electable! In the event that Senator Obama D-Ill receives the Democratic Nomination, I will urge my fellow, but otherwise stupid Americans,.. to vote for Senator John McCain - Republican from Arizona! It, the republican nominee, will not be George Romney's son Mitt either, so we'll have to placate the decrepit looking crybaby - McCain. Being a 'Vietnam Vet' should facilitate things this time around. Mitt Romney, like Dick Cheney, was probably a 'draft dodger' via collage deferment of sorts!

Worse Case Scenario?
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   Obama wins! Not just the Democratic Nomination,.. but the presidency of the US?? Well; "there will be a Lee Harvey Oswald - CIA Operative out there waiting to take aim!.." Kennedy took a couple of bullets, for considering an elimination of the Federal Reserve Board's hocus pocus - in favor of returning to 'gold & silver' standards! So ask yourself; "do you actually think this 'sand nigger's proxy' (i.e. Obama) via Saudi Arabia will change Washington's Foreign Policy in the Middle East?.." No stupid!!!
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   If the CIA can't cancel out President Obama,.. Mossad will do it for us!.. And for those of you otherwise 'International Espionagely Challenged' reading here - it's Israel's secret police. Conversely, the successful 'hit men' that make the CIA appear as Keystone Cops by comparison!!! Israel had advanced knowledge of the 911 Hijackers whereabouts, and filmed the events from across the Hudson River in New Jersey - CIA and Bush knew nothing! Trust me on this: Israel won't just sit back, while an anti-Semite sets policy in motion, that will ultimately result in the 'Holy State' getting vaporized to oblivion!.."

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   The lingering embarrassment of a President Obama, if that were to happen, will be no worse than these guys: Carter - "the peanut farmer," Reagan - "brain-dead walking and talking likeable figurehead," George W. Bush - "frontman and part of Dick Cheney's puppeteer act.." So relax! The 'vice president' John Edwards, who knows an opportunity - when he sees one! - "will assume the presidency once the bullet bites the bone...." Of course, I am assuming John Edwards accepts the offer of a vice presidency from Obama - after Edwards drops out of the running - and lets Senator Clinton duke it out with Obama, and takes the scraps from the winner!
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   Book this! So barring unprecedented and complete idiocy from the electorate next year,.. it will be President-elect McCain in November 2008 if with a Democratic Nominee of Obama. And a Clinton (democratic) nomination will result in the same as previous - McCain being sworn in January 2009. Best results,.. a democratic nomination of John Edwards and a landslide victory over Senator McCain - the republican survivor over Mitt Romney. If Obama accepts a Clinton or Edwards offer (e.g. vice presidency) due to Obama tanking, and Clinton or Edwards have lost their fuck'n minds in choosing Obama as a running mate - "McCain wins, unless we are all suddenly inebriated or smoking crack!!!" Feeling better? There is a 'wildcard' to be concerned with, that the CIA, and surely even Mossad would agonize over!
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   Take a deep breath America; "a presidential ticket of Sen. Barack Obama and Ralph Nader (e.g. consumer advocate - Arab nationality) would be our worst nightmare!.." Moreover, that fuck'n Ralph Nader, has been siphoning-off significant votes from Democratic Nominees in two elections! And most notably, the election of Veep Al Gore in 2000 vs. Mad Magazine's cover boy - George W. Bush.. Observation of mine discerns this; "H Ross Perot and Ralph Nader are political viruses that the American public needs to be inoculated from - right now!.." Does Janie still have her gun??

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Remember this below?
 911's sixth aniversery...


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Who Really Cares?
Matty Midura
Matty Midura 2001-2008
Freelance Writer & Notary Public in New Jersey.

Not our leaders!
   As a matter of fact; "I don't care either! Most of the people who lost their lives in the World Trade Centers were financial whores, and the puppets that do their bidding for them - under the circumstances, who needs them anyway!!!" However, it's a shame for the 'low level' employees e.g. day care providers, janitorial, food service, and a host of others - who bowed down and serviced these economic manipulators e.g. bankers, real estate, stock brokers etc. Conversely, the fire fighters were heros, my sympathy is for them and their families. My sadness is for the innocent children mostly, those which lost their lives during the attack, and those at home or school - who were affected in a collateral context,.. losing a parent obviously!..
Note: I trust that there are youthful grandparents e.g. like myself at 53, that can act as a pseudo father figure for any child presently absent of one. Same conversely, for children that lost moms! Children are not responsible for our judgements and/or shortcomings. They're dependant on us for love and understanding, which should be unconditional and without reservation! In this the 21st Century, it's imperative and should be obligatory - and applicable not to just natural disasters, acts of war, but even under normal circumstances also!!

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   Continuing, this tragedy, should never have happened in America, to begin with. In a 'perfect scenario' actually; "children should've never been involved period!.." If the 'unofficial' President Cheney (i.e. he's really in charge - dummies - not Bush!) had been more prudent with this insane endeavor e.g. facilitating an all out war with 'sand niggers' (i.e. Iraq via bin Laden etc.), he should've had these computer controlled drones (i.e. commercial aircrafts by proxy) hit an evacuated White House instead... I don't dispute arab terrorist being on board - national security captains allowed them! - but the aircrafts were guided by computer override systems via Washington Conspirators (i.e. Dick Cheney etc.) actually.
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   Additionally, I am somewhat certain; 'President Bush' (i.e. official president) had no real advanced knowledge of Cheney's plan, it's not conducive for success, to include 'idiots' (e.g. Bush & Rice) in such dangerous plots! Cheney is loyal to the first Bush (i.e. Reagan's vice president) and moron #1, who fucked up with the first war in Iraq!!! He - George Herbert Walker Bush was a former CIA Director, and who is probably 'still connected' with CIA insiders - hence, would be in a position (e.g. with de facto president Cheney), to carry out vicariously through his son,.. revenge on Saddam Hussein, at the expense of innocent American lives via WORLD TRADE CENTER attacks!...
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America is upside down!   So,.. why is the flag upside down? There's a couple of possibilities here - dummies! May be that; I am terrible with manipulating graphics, or I am implying that our country has turned upside down - since the Nixon Administration... We are 'taxed to death, without national health care, spend hundreds of billions for death & destruction, don't provide 'free lunch' for school children, we adore over-compensated athletes & entertainers, and other absolutely unreasonable/unhumane practices or endeavors! Why in New Jersey for one; "school tax represents almost 65 per cent of my property tax - yet my grandson and other children, must pay for their lunches, books, pencils, as the administration receives generous perks - school board 'skims & wastes' tax dollars via construction endeavors of sorts!.." I am sure 'this practice' is not just unique to New Jersey - more of a unilateral disease perhaps...
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   Additionally, we are obsessed with illegal aliens - MEXICANS - and how to control and/or deport them!.. Why?? We allow Russians, Arabs, and others to be here illegally!.. Remember this; "Euro-Whites via the Mayflower,.. stole this land from Native Americans (e.g. Indians, as that idiot Columbus called them - he thought this land was India!), and also from Mexicans too!!!" Obviously, what's done, is done! We should be more concerned with ARABS not MEXICANS really - Arabs are more likely to rip this country apart from within. Conversely, we have plenty of 'sod farms' and 'produce enterprises' to occupy our former Latino landowners (e.g. California, Texas etc.) and lessor concern, when compared to the Arab world - boatloads of money, educated, and ability to assimilate in our society with ominous intentions ultimately!!!
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 hey war,.. how's it going baby??

Iraq Troop Buildup for 2007
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Matty Midura 2001-2008
Freelance Writer & Notary Public
in New Jersey.

20,000 plus? ...
"that ain't gonna get it done, try 200,000 dummy!!!"

   First and foremost, we should not be over there in the first place. Not then (i.e.1990 era Gulf War) and, not under the premise (e.g WOMD) in the 21st. Century. Iran was then, and still is the 'real enemy' of the United States! If 'we' (i.e. Reagan's Secret Policy) had not been 'double dealing' Iraq (i.e. Iran-Iraqi War 1980 era), whereby secretly selling arms to Iran (of all people!) and while the United States was conspicuously supporting Iraq - an irate Saddam Hussein would still be in our hip pocket, so to speak! Our leaders are not very astute or prudent for that matter, when it comes to choosing sides - let alone - picking winners. Perhaps they should 'pick their noses' instead..

   Secondly, "if you're gonna go and 'kick ass,' then do it right - reinstate the 'draft' (e.g. after symbolically sending 10-25,000 marines to set up shop), then barnstorm the place with a quarter million (18-35 year olds) who are the children and grandchildren of registered REPUBLICAN VOTERS!!!" How about that, white upper income and post-soccer moms in suburbia? ARE YOU FEELING THAT?? You will of course, have to take a break from - AMERICAN IDOL - to watch and see if your 'Johnny or Ashley' is on the tube, prime time, being carried off in a body bag perhaps.
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   Why? Well, who else voted for President 'Jethro' Bush, not once - but twice! And residents Bush - MAD Magazine cover boy(e.g. draftees) from the state of Ohio, should be 'the first in line' to proudly serve the Bush initiative. It was that state, that put the former 'cover boy' (i.e. MAD MAGAZINE on left) George W. Bush over the top in the 2004 elections! That in itself, would be poetic justice really. They (i.e. republican voters from Ohio), all of them - have your back Mr. President, I'm sure. And to emphasize how I feel about 'Ohio' and the cities within; "the only thing that was cool about it (e.g. Cincinnati) was maybe WKRP, the mythical radio station and television show, from the 1970 era perhaps... And Cleveland does not rock, if you don't vote democratic - dummies!!!"
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   Reservists won't get it done, in any war. They're really draft dodgers incognito, so to speak. Otherwise positioning themselves for postal or other civil service jobs (e.g. via military preference) and collage tuition funding! Real fighters (i.e. Vietnam era) come via 'draftees' who are pissed-off about doing something that they did not sign up for!!! Thereby resulting in perhaps "anything that moves" getting lead up the ass.. For 'air strikes' to be really successful, and since 'Vietnam Era' pilots are too old for the G-Forces of today's jets - enter Israeli Pilots. They're the best there is, unless mass 'Russian defectors' care to take up flight courses for us!!!
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   Ultimately, we 'The United States' went after the wrong Arabs (i.e. Iraqis) again! The 'Gulf War' was about liberating Kuwait, but what for? It really belongs to Iraq anyway - to be biblical about it. And while American troops were risking their lives (ah, not really - Iraq was already beat up from 9 years of war with Iran!), the Kuwait (e.g. able bodied men) were partying in Egypt actually!!! Kuwait was responsible for the long lines at the gas pumps during the 1970 era - you dummies forgot that, right?
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   Conversely, we should have, as we usually do, turn a 'blind eye' to inter-country atrocities of Iraq's government (we did that here, 20th Century America - segregation/murder/civil liberties with Black America in the South etc.), and support them through Kuwait and the final conquest of the Persian Gulf - destruction of IRAN!!! Whereby then, we would be in a favorable position (i.e. PETROLEUM) with the better of the two evils!... Now? I can say; "we are shit out of luck with dealing with Iran - they are selling the their oil to China," and Iraq is not really producing for us. Either way, the Russians will eventually control who's oil tankers travel through the Gulf... Iran is now protected by the Russians, and China is helping them with development of nuclear weapons!!!
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   Moreover, if you think this 'author' (i.e. me), my dear stupid 'American Idol' watching public, is anti war, think again!.. I feel that we should go in with a 'half million troops' (e.g. via conscription - DRAFT) right now, or get the fuck out by Groundhog Day - February 2, 2007 this week!!! We have already made a mess of the place,.. let's kill off a half million Muslims (e.g. Shiites & Sunnis equally) to get them to behav They all hate us anyway, if we're to be bullies, then let's give them a ge themselves, and then storm into Iran without looking back at the damage!ood fuck'n reason to be afraid - Russians do!!!
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20th Century Military Blunders
   WWII Europe - General Patton was right, we fought the wrong army! Well, he did not officially say that. He was lamenting perhaps, upon seeing 'white trash' Soviets raping and pillaging Eastern Europe - Germany... We should have continued where the Germans left off, and take Moscow!!! The Russians always stole from their neighbors (e.g. land, people and technology), specifically from Germans & Jews!.. Russians always cheat, steroids in olympic competition versus the United States - strategic air strikes & troop movements (i.e. information disclosed to the UN Security Council) by the United States during our war in Southeast Asia! Yes indeed,.. it's no wonder the 'VC' knew when the B 52 strikes were coming... They had a 'leg up' on us, thanx to the fuck'n Russians!!!
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   Korean War - General MacArthur was fired by President Truman for going public with support for using 'atomic weapons' on China. General Mac had not only recovered Seoul (i.e. established capital South Korea 1948), but crossed the 38th parallel deep into the North. Whereby Chinese "troops scurried across the border into North Korea - like cock roaches on a Motel 6 kitchen floor!.." The rest is of course, history! We were chased back, surrendered the North. And 50 years later - we're still there, trouble, is just a misfired 'nuclear missile' away!!! Get the picture??
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   Vietnam - "If the 'Washington Post' did not hang an American President out to dry, like dirty laundry,.. the North Vietnamese would have never dared to roll into Saigon (aka Ho Chi Minh City) with impunity!.." Translated: Watergate & Richard Nixon (i.e. president resigned in disgrace1974) = Gerald R. Ford. The latter succeeded President Nixon. As for Nixon in retrospect: "at least he had the 'fuck'n balls' to bomb Hanoi back to the stone-age, if that's what it took!.." North Vietnamese (aka Viet Cong) were absolutely terrified of Nixon. Conversely, the same fear was not as profound, if any, coming from the limited stature of 'milk toast' Ford...
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   Moreover, there was an understanding between President Nixon and the Viet Cong, if I may paraphrase here; "if the North Vietnamese entered the South (e.g. seize Saigon), B 52 bombers would turn Hanoi into a fuck'n parking lot.." Of course, Nixon's successor 'Ford' conversely, was not up to the task - if pushed, and the North (i.e. Viet Cong's General Giap) knew that obviously! It's rather tough for me to acknowledge a Republican (i.e. President Nixon) as being someone that 'all Americans' can be proud of - in a military context. I happen to be a DEMOCRAT actually!!!
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   All this 'bringing down a president' over a little spying & coverup between competitors? These two 'assholes' (i.e. Woodward & Bernstein) as agents for the aforementioned Washington Post, should've been charged with treason!.. I don't like or appreciate George W. Bush, but he is the president of the United States Of America - bottom line! I would never deem it acceptable to embarrass him, if I ran a nationally published newspaper, over something rather trite as in the Watergate bullshit....
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   There are some things (e.g. Watergate / Lewinsky-gate / Monroe-gate etc.) that 'we' Americans don't really need to know, or have published. The latter in itself, has absolutely no bearing on national security. Conversely, to expose it via publication, with respect to American Presidents, can otherwise lead to a breach in national security - treasonous act in itself perhaps!!! Albeit, I am a 'DEMOCRAT' til death, I published material on the Internet defending a republican appointed Defense Secretary - Donald Rumsfeld, in the aftermath of the IRAQI TORTURE fiasco. And whatever 'trash-talking' I may be perceived as doing, is in matters and events that have already been exposed, or past history! Actually and specifically; "water under the bridge" at this point in time...
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   Moreover, I love my country, and I get personally and deeply insulted if outsiders (e.g. other countries - Russia, France, China and their supporters) mock us, at any capacity or context accordingly! Surely, I don't think that the inter workings (e.g. CIA and the like) albeit illegal covert activities (i.e. assassinating 'Heads of State' etc.) exercised here in the United States (i.e. killing President Kennedy - Vince Foster?), or within the boundaries of foreign shores, should be fodder for media consumption! Not at the highest level (i.e. President and State Department), which otherwise and, right or wrong, is surely a destination that leads only to compromising the best interests of the United States, and ultimately the very people of this land who are 'protected & free' because of her!!!
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   In concluding for now, and to close on my comments about 'troop buildups' (e.g. 20,000 more!), and other relevant context - whatever happens,.. happens!!! It's the nature of what the world has evolved to, or let's say: been relegated to being - sub human! Look at your own selves, you know who the contest winners are from 'American Idol' for example,.. but you can't name and place in succession - American Presidents for the last 75 years of the 20th Century (i.e. off the top of your head,) so to speak... So accordingly, it should not be so surprising, not that you would really care,... that we can spend 100's of billions of dollars in Iraq (or anywhere for that matter) for destruction and death - when conversely, it could be better served saving lives instead, here in the United States Of America.
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John Wayne was gay?
       damn skippy,.. even had a woman's first name!!!

'Big Screen Hero' is out-ed,
"with a name like - Marion - you can't go wrong..."

John Wayne propositions a young boy

Wayne propositioning a young boy!
   Yea, I know it's rather tough to accept. First, it was revealed that Victor Mature (aka Samson & Deliah) was "light in the loafers" - e.g. queer, then it was learned the 'Rock' (e.g. Hudson) was HIV - AIDS Positive during the 1970's era... Now, I submit for your perusal - Marion Morrison. Don't give me that 'who shit' here! You - dummies - know exactly 'who' I'm refering to; John Wayne. Okay,.. you're just having a moment of denial perhaps? Everybody knows he was born - Marion Morrison, and I would dump that name myself,.. after "beating with a baseball bat" the parent(s) that gave me such a name - Marion - usually reserved for women!.. No wonder he later manifested gay tendencies,.. perhaps 'they' were prophetic? Otherwise, as a parent, you'd have to be on dope or just mean spirited really!
All in the name?
   You bet baby! I was born with a 'cool name' really - Matty Midura. All I had to do was; "drop the - hew (e.g. in the Matthew) - add the 'y' and wallah,.. you've got a rock star / movie star name that any dummy can remember!..." Conversely, many of the movie stars and pop-rockers of all forms, have goofy birth names that are not conducive to stardom. Hence, you have John Wayne for example! Can you imagine, on the movie set; "hey Marion (e.g. sweetie - you,..) get on that fuck'n horse and take a few laps around the barn - we need a few clips of you shooting the bad guys that just robbed the fake bank moments ago..." Not very complementary, not only will he feel like a bitch,.. but the feminine name (i.e. Marion) transcends personal life, and how one may conduct themselves accordingly!
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   Moreover, this subject - Marion Morrison - aka John Wayne, was not only 'gay' as implied,.. but was perhaps a 'child predator' as the rare photo (e.g. photo above left) suggests! So, see for yourself,.. he 'Marion' or John Wayne if you must, is clearly propositioning the young boy pictured... Yes! I am aware that the 'young boy' (e.g. John Wayne is propositioning) is really Kim Darby. But 'she' is not really a woman, you should know!.. Actually a 'tom-boy' that was really, in later life; "a man with a wig on..." No pun intended,.. but are you getting the picture now?? Marion Morrison (okay - John Wayne) was married to an Oriental woman - gays do stuff like that really! Real men don't do such things,.. 'we' steal someone else's wife, marry and stay married - have children and grandchildren, like a good catholic (e.g. me only!..) should. Of course; extramarital discretions are optional - if your wife hates you later!!!
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Need more proof??

John Wayne Gacy with the First Lady Carter

John Wayne Gacy with the First Lady Carter
   Again, it's all in the name really, and/or prophetic parents who are guided by the power of suggestion via alien voices that only the beholder can hear! And I am not going to be condescending here,.. bone-up on your 'reading & comprehension' or, go to the back of the classroom - dummy!.. Okie doakie then, I present 'exhibit #2' in the form of serial killer - John Wayne Gacy. Gacy's namesake was the actor John Wayne obviously, and like for like - gay!.. There lies a compelling similarity in itself, and both were 'a man's man' so to speak - no pun intended, albeit kind of humorus anyway! Gacy - John Wayne - was also very popular, and beloved by the public too, even if only locally.
   Moreover, Gacy was even in the company (i.e. pictorial) of former Georgia governor and one-time president Jimmy Carter's wife! However, I think the photo (e.g. photo above left) is representative of Carter's term as Georgia governor - not presidency!!! It's very considerate of Gacy, to fit-in photo opps with such dignitaries (e.g. First Lady from Georgia) and other hifalutin types,.. in between violent homosexual sex-capades, and thereafter of course, hastily burying vanquished partners. Ole 'JC' (e.g. Jimmy Carter - pres.1976 thru 1980) and the mrs. had no idea 'fat boy' (e.g. John Wayne Gacy) was a serial killer, nor was anyone else suspicious! Perhaps, perceived as a rather 'tough' construction contractor albeit a 'momma's boy' otherwise.
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   Get your mind out of the gutter readers! Although 'fat-boy' (e.g. Gacy) looks kind of chummy with the 'First Lady' in the picture above (e.g. left), I don't think 'RC' was double dealing (e.g. bending over for Gacy...) here. Gacy would perhaps prefer 'JC' acquiesce to assuming the position conversely - I'm sure! But when it all came to light (i.e. Gacy's basement mausoleum), the 'Duke' (i.e. John Wayne - actor) must of really had his toupee curl on the ends - he did wear a rug on his head... There is however, some glamor to the Gacy Saga really! He was fortunate to be reprised e.g. movie by Brian Denehey - a real hunk conversely to Gacy or John Wayne (aka Marion Morrison) himself perhaps. With that said; it's an interpretive matter and subjective to how one perceives 'homosexuals' albeit out-ed or otherwise really!
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Transcends family?
   You bet, Marion Morrison (aka John Wayne - actor) has a well known nephew - Tommy 'The Duke' Morrison (aka 'Tommy Gun' of Rocky IV fame) and former World Heavyweight Champion in boxing, 1990 something! He was diagnosed with 'HIV and Hepatitis C' right before a proposed fight signing with Mike Tyson around 1996. Obviously; "all boxing and athletic organizations throughout the USA - except West Virginia - no surprise, will not allow him or permit him to posess a boxing license." Until of course,.. he gets cleared - blood tests - which he has failed to pass, albeit 'he' (i.e. Morrison) denies ever testing positive! So? I'm not making this story up. Just 'who else' is dying from 'AIDS' or related type diseases besides homosexuals?? Rock Hudson, Robert Reed (aka Mike Brady - Brady Bunch), Liberace, Arthur Ashe, and disputedly John Wayne. Everyone mentioned is gay! Did you see 'what he looked like' before he died? Cancer my ass - John Wayne was also gay!!!
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Conclusion.
   Personally, I feel "to each his own" otherwise! I would not even be writing about this crap,.. if it were not hysterically amusing and, conversely different to serious stuff - politics & history - I generally enjoy doing... Heck, I would write for the National Enquire if they would ask me to. Moreover, I am not homophobic really,.. I use to 'crack-up' Italian girls at work in Bristol, Pa. years ago - talking silly but plausible stuff about national icons like John Wayne. I am part Italian, and 100% catholic, and I still tell people that Jesus Christ was a homosexual - just for laughs! Why not? I have eyes; "he had long hair, beard, mustache, wore sandals, drank wine, and always hung around with twelve men..."
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love human interest stories?
       here's one about a special dog...

Short Stuff - mini Staffordshire Terrier mix

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Shorty aka 'short stuff' adopted by Lynn Midura

Where Is
Mr. Quagmire?

"you'd probably laugh at him anyway.."

   No! I am not talking about that handsome stud of a dog - to the left. Conversely, I am talking about his cousin Guido! I have not yet posted a picture of 'him' aka Mr. Quagmire, as I call him affectionately! So,.. what's this 'quagmire' shit all about? You see, the dog is a Chihuahua that is cute, but conversely deformed so to speak. Well, perhaps I am being a bit overstated. But he is unusual looking!
   Well this Chihuahua is okay to look at,.. if his head is all you see. Otherwise, he looks like a miniature mutated cow with brown and white markings - e.g. like those stupid Gateway Computer symbols which you've surely seen, usually on those Gateway trucks and boxes.. So how in the fuck are cows suppose to equate, in a promotional context with the public at large - to computers? Anyway, this dog walks on these crooked toothpick-like legs, "as if he has just been poked up the ass - with a red hot poker" or something. Kind of like the way one would walk, after taking a wicked #2, while saddled with hemorrhoids!
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   Now you have a general idea 'why' I am reluctant to post a photo of the other dog - Guido. You see,.. it would perhaps be sick-making, like some older type of sci-fi B-movie from the late 1950 era, depicting mutated bugs and animals!.. Aside from the occasional 'trash talking' and 'four letter words' this author is given to using; "I am not about explicit & graphic material,.." photos in this case! This is suppose to be a family friendly site here. I would be remise, and of course culpable, for any psychological damage to my viewers here, if I posted photos of this dog!!!
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 off-beat personal traditions..

Talking About Labor Day
and MDA Telethons
Matty Midura aka Chet Johnson as lifeguard on Labor Day!
Matty Midura 2001 - 2009
Freelance Writer & Notary Public in New Jersey.

   Damn skippy! I have traditionally watched 'Jerry Lewis' and his band of stars, and future stars - 35 years and counting! Of course, I get in the usual 'summer stuff' e.g. lifeguard at pool (i.e. see photo upper left) during Labor Day too! Anyway, you just never know 'who' may appear during this annual event really...
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   Why only yesterday, I was treated - so to speak! - to seeing Gary Lewis (i.e. formerly of Gary Lewis & The Playboys circa mid 1960 era) and son of this silly MDA figurehead accordingly. Yeah,.. they were corny as rock musicians go, but it is kinda nostalgic seeing them now, albeit I never really cared for products of nepotism... There were other e.g. 'no talent' pop groups, featuring kids of famous television and movie stars during the early to mid 1960 era also!
So what's the big deal about that?
   Well, it's kind of a 'message' to us as 'baby boomers' perhaps! You see,.. Jerry Lewis was not much of a 'family man' as I have heard - e.g. 1960's left his wife and children (i.e. Gary and other sibling) for greener pastures, as most performers do when they become big time stars. Later, I believe when he 'Jerry Lewis' was damn near 70 years old - became a father again - with his younger wife! Conversely, he'd be better served; "being a great-grandfather to the children of his children's children!!!"
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Where am I heading with that?
   Be patient,.. I was building a profile previously - getting to the point now!.. Okay, with the previous and above said, Ole Jerry - the 'Nutty Professor' himself - is bridging the gap - between his first family, he left behind,.. before it's too late! By having his "number 1 son" (i.e. as Jerry intro-ed last evening) on the telethon, he openly acknowledged his son 'Gary Lewis' for public consumption, and made peace within himself by doing so! Very inspirational, if I may say so. Wouldn't you think??
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Yes inspirational, baby!
   I was so moved, that I wanted to seek out some of my not so personally beloved relatives - e.g. Aunt Mary - and give her some love, so to speak! Yeah, if perhaps I decided to 'get high' over-medicating myself with Vicodin (used for sports & accident related injuries) while caught-up in a euphoric moment - maybe... Otherwise, not a chance! Jerry Lewis's guilt is his alone, not mine really - I don't share those kind of remorseful moments,.. not in that context actually.
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Telethon otherwise.
   As usual, the annual appearance of Norm Crosby, and his brand of comedy, was a riot. It is also a blast - if you like symbolic bullshit - coming from corporate sponsors (e.g. Citgo, 7Eleven etc.) and watching Jerry,.. all but roll his eyes, as these financial prostitutes hand over millions of dollars in donations - spread out over the day in increments! And there's of course Maureen McGovern, the not so great pop singer from the late 1960 era - singing cover versions annually during this show.
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Surprises?
   Yeah, I noticed things. Jerry Lewis is no longer dyeing his hair, and using the 'greasy kid stuff' really. Moreover; "he is not bloated - last couple of years, he looked like someone ran a air hose up his ass, and forgot to pull it out..."
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Memories of past Telethons?
Ed   Well, I tell this 'one' often, about Ed McMahon - annual co-host, and former 'side kick' for Johnny Carson as follows: I believe it was around 1991 or earlier perhaps - Lisa Gibbons & Ed McMahon - the closing kiss, after the MDA Telethon surpassed donation goal of $57 million or something. They usually do 'go over' previous year's total actually - there's really no nail biting, or suspense to it. I am relatively convinced; "some of the incoming amounts are purposefully deferred,.. to created an atmosphere of intrigue!.." The only ones out of the loop - are us. Personally, I think the previous, and as implied by this author - me - is a perk, designed exclusively for Ed McMahon! Why? I am certainly sure, McMahon uses the moment (i.e. going over the top) to take advantage of women (e.g. Leeza Gibbons), with the hope of getting laid later perhaps!
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So tell us more - about the kiss!..
   Are you sure?? Okay, I did not want to be a 'kiss & tell' here, so to speak - no pun intended. However, if you really must know; "that old fart - Ed McMahon - was trying to jam his tongue down a 'younger lusty' Leeza Gibbons' throat, thus taking advantage of the euphoric Gibbons, due to the amazing total reached at the end of the event..." Needless to say,.. she - Leeza Gibbons - had a repulsed look on her face. The pair i.e. McMahon & Gibbons, never shared the same floor together again!!!
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Leeza   As for the aforementioned Leeza Gibbons types?? Don't get on the same stage with Ed McMahon - or any horny old geezer - without wearing a condom covering your face!!! For the record, if anyone does a 'Google Images' for Sleeza Gibbons? I don't think you will find 'sultry shots' of her as per how she looked a decade or so ago - she now looks like a Debra Norville - just another blonde! Personally, I am into "dark hair & brown eyes' types - gothic perhaps? - or a younger Mimi Rogers clone.. Sure! I like 'green eyes' too - especially if you're an Italian or Jeew actually. No, that was not a 'typing error' previously - Sleeza in lieu of Leeza. You're really - asking for fuck'n trouble, spelling your name other than 'Lisa' standard,.. dummy!!!
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Conclusion.
   Albeit everything mentioned previously tends to be entertainment fodder, and memorable for years to come and go - Labor Day, marks the unofficial end of summer. At least, that is what we have been indoctrinated to believe! With that said, and in mind,.. I usually feel a bit sad. However, the MDA Telethon acts as a 'pain reliever' of sorts, to otherwise cope with the obvious - again; "the end of summer as we knew it..." I hope to experience all that I enjoyed, as with the previous years gone by - next year - and with all things being equal,... see Jerry Lewis hosting another telethon!!!
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I am so confused here
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what is with these pro wrestlers??

debauchery, drugs, suicide and now - murder!
actually, all of the stuff moral decayed Americans enjoy by default...

Profile In Repressed Anger
double murder-suicide in pro wrestling!

About Persona
   So to begin, I submit for your perusal - Chris Benoit (pronounced ben wah) the wrestler, and our subject here - to be annalized by this author. For starters, he - Benoit - secretly struggled with being gay, along with the prospect of losing his match to C M Punk at Vengeance (e.g. June 24, 2007), who later was to lose to Johnny Nitro accordingly at the pay per view event - which obviously Benoit failed show up for! Obviously with the 'wrestling script' being pre-ordained, and known to these entertainers, their fate is sealed - boom, that's it baby!.. Could it be that Benoit perhaps felt a bit slighted?? Nitro (Johnny) may possibly be the face of the future in wrestling, but not just yet really,.. Benoit was still very popular and marketable! Anyway,.. don't you just 'get a laugh' out of these catchy 'comic book' type names: (CM)Punk, Nitro, Abyss, Sandman, Woman (see below), Mankind, and a host of others of the like...
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   Gay wrestling legend Pat Paterson (pictured left) was the man behind the scenes (e.g. booking agent), albeit Owen Hart was the mentor officially - that got Benoit to the top of wrestling's upper echelon! Being 'butt pals' with Patterson, had it's rewards on and off the mat. Moreover, and regardless to what you may have heard otherwise; "the marriage to 'WOMAN' (nee Nancy Toffoloni - Daus Sullivan) was the brainchild of Vince McMahon (CEO of WWE) to cover Benoit's real sexuality as a gay person,.." and perhaps to make him appear as acceptable championship material. Yes, that should work, "a man's man" for all intended purposes...
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   Benoit's marriage to 'Woman' (pictured left) facilitated the deception - if otherwise Patterson's indiscretions ever surfaced again, as with the mid 1990's with underage (e.g. 12 to 13 year old) road crews that travel with the shows. Benoit was a better alternative (e.g. gay and over 18) to 'jail bait' that Patterson enjoyed previously. Moreover,.. these kids that Pat Patterson abused - were typical runaways. The latter goes unnoticed, troubled children are treated as 'societies bastards' by law enforcement for the most part - don't ask and don't tell,.. we don't care!.. But he (Benoit) still struggled with this through the years. It's kind of like Tom Cruise, who conversely to Benoit, is handsome - but still gay! He (e.g. Cruise) marries attractive women (i.e. Mimi Rogers etc.) for public consumption!.. Moreover, he'd have to be gay, to let go of a 'dish' like Mimi Rogers,.. for Nicole Kidman??
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   Now this 'Woman' character was married to this ugly wrestler named Kevin Sullivan, then she ended up later, marrying another ugly guy sorta - Chris Benoit.. She 'Woman' paraded around ECW (Extreme Championship Wrestling) with 'Sandman' (e.g. not the one like: Mr. Sandman, sing me a song blah blah blah..) and a bunch of other musclebound geeks.  My god; this really nice 'hot & sexy' Italian girl, should've never got mixed up with non-Italians,.. unfortunately for her - I WAS MARRIED..  So,.. how are these dorks, getting a broad like that anyway? Yes, I know it's show biz, but gee wiz.. If there's any broads like 'that one' out and about - call me - on my cell phone at 609-346-2746 now!!!
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Note: Pedophiles are people that prey on children, and are stereo typically heterosexuals - not homosexuals or lesbians! In the previous outlined details referencing wrestler - Pat Patterson - he is profoundly a 'child predator' who happens to be gay, with a propensity for young male teenagers!

Discriminate Repressed Anger
   The Benoit tragedy, is most likely that which are more of the personal and/or family related menu, as oppose to what I alluded to in the beginning - wrestling career. Repressed anger is dangerous! I am convinced Benoit (Chris the wrestler) was exactly that personality. Moreover,.. he was the perfect profile - publicly perceived as 'warm & friendly' with good work ethic. Conversely, body language and troubled expression - seen only by a trained eye - is a indicator of sorts!.. I've seen these types often... However, the latter does not always come to manifest itself - boiling point, so to speak, via violent conclusion. Generally, nothing may happen at all...
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   Now to outline what will surely appear to be a convoluted concept (e.g. passive death) to my readers here! I discern and conclude that 7 year old Daniel (pictured left) was indeed beloved by his father! His method of death is reflective of that observation, at least by this author of course. Moreover, the needle marks (i.e. on the child's arm) were probably of the 'sedative' variety (perhaps non-steroid) as rumored. Hence, induced by the father (Chris Benoit) to facilitate a comfortable death - without struggle. The latter (i.e. death scenario) is converse to what the mother experienced. Ultimately, there's no justification in inducing death - not this way,.. except under circumstances otherwise categorize as hopeless - e.g. terminally ill of sorts!
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   Benoit, obviously reached his 'boil point' in this classic example, and publicized due to being somewhat high profiled in the entertainment field - pro wrestling! Additionally, it really would not have mattered 'who' he was married to,.. or how many children he had at home with him. The results would be same, just more body bags!.. Drugs, or that of the body enhancement (e.g. steroids) variety are not exclusive facilitators. However, they are immediately the usual suspects - coming from law enforcement and the public, due to antiquated perception. Then again, any type of mind altering tools (e.g. roids, narcotics and alcohol) can contribute if the 'seeds of ill will' are presently existing - but not likely in this case!
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   Everything seems to imply 'spontaneous reaction' by the beholder (Chris Benoit) in this classic example - it's not however! The events are purely premeditated, spontaneous only with respect to the fuse that ran short, and the event or events that triggered such accordingly. The manifestation (i.e. Benoit - Murders/Suicide) very well could have been carried out at the work place (e.g. WWE pay per view event) in this case. The latter, work place, in Benoit's example - is not an option, facilitating this kind of endeavor requires control of the environment..
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   With the previous said; e.g. weaponry of sorts - guns would be necessary... This profile (i.e. Benoit) either had no such possession, and/or cared not to procure these by any means. But conversely used what was available to him, with deadly force - via wrestling experience. The latter, and absent of mass destruction or immediate impact (e.g. guns), would not prove to suffice in a public format, and expect to culminate with his own demise accordingly thereafter. Again, this was absolutely premeditated, planed in method and conclusion, over a broad time frame - many weeks, many months perhaps! But can be executed at a moments notice - if the conditions are right - argument or any radical change realized by the disturbed subject (e.g. Benoit) here.
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   The Benoit Tragedy being dissected here, and appropriately called,.. is really suicide with companionship. Hence, the wife and children being unwilling participants via the murder/suicide route. Moreover, I don't discern any extreme hostile intent coming from the perpetrator/facilitator - Chris Benoit - in this case! Given the obvious difference in how the deaths were exacted,.. I tend to think that there was underlining feeling of culpability with respect to the wife (Nancy Benoit) by the husband - to whatever may have been disturbing the subject. It's been said that their only child together - Daniel - was Mentally Retarded and/or undersized. Nancy Benoit had no children from here previous 2 marriages - Chris Benoit, did however have children previously!
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   Hence, by the previous said; "we have the winds of discontent blowing in the Benoit environment.." Coupled with other negative factors, using your own imagination - my dear limited intellect readers! - and you have the necessary 'combustion materials' to have a tragic conclusion...
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   Recognizing 'repressed anger' within familiar surroundings, immediate family, and I mean IMMEDIATE, is not rocket science!.. If you're in an abusive relationship,.. get help now!!! Nancy Benoit chose not to, even though 'she' sought help (i.e. 2003 restraining order - divorce filings etc.), but never followed through. Surely persuaded to defer via smooth-friendly dinner out with the loveable beast perhaps - "Rabid Wolverine" as Benoit was affectionately called.
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   Additionally, if at all possible, one may perhaps recognize 'repressed anger' within themselves,.. channel it through another medium. Perhaps 'undersea fishing for sharks' would be interesting? If that's acceptable, one can punch-out a Great White, or a pack of Bulls to engage in multiple murder, then commit suicide too - all in one event actually! Moreover, one would be spared having their legacy impugned, via the commission of taking innocent lives - along with their own, which is the desired end result anyway!... Of course, I am being a bit silly, using 'suicide by shark' as an example.
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   However, the previous is easier said than done. Of course; I am alluding to the 'self examining' of one's self actually! With that said,.. self denial prohibits acknowledging inner short comings, surely doing something about it - is completely out of the question otherwise.

Indiscriminate Repressed Anger
   Other forms manifest themselves in more public forums such as the 'Son Of Sam Murders' in the 1970 era in New York, featuring David Berkowitz (pictured left). And the classic, but also forgotten: 'America's First Mass Murderer' in the late 1940 era from Camden, New Jersey - featuring Howard Unruh. Though neither Berkowitz or Unruh committed suicide afterwards, they were every bit the 'Repressed Anger' personality unrecognized - as with wrestler Benoit. However, that's where the association stops!
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   Howard Unruh (pictured left), albeit the repressed (i.e. anger) type, was not suicidal - but homicidal conversely to Chris Benoit (e.g. the wrestler), and featured by this author. Moreover, Unruh was actually 'Insane' during the commission of his murder spree - 13 calculated deaths in 12 minutes!.. I discern that 'he' Unruh was in fact 'Functionally Insane' perhaps - even while serving during WWII. The latter diagnosis by this author, implies the following; "Unruh had a vendetta against his neighbors exclusively... And the way these actions were exacted, requires perfect coordination of mental awareness and motor skills - albeit comprehension of 'right & wrong' is completely void, for this is the hallmark of insanity!.."
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   Conversely, David Berkowitz was more of the 'Thrill Killer' variety, as his victims were not socially or personally associated with him - at any capacity! However, there is a 'context' value here! He 'Berkowitz' singled-out young couples who were - having romantic moments, in secluded areas. So you ask,.. what's the connection between 'Repressed Anger' (e.g. Berkowitz) and the aforementioned 'lovers lane' couples? David Berkowitz was an adopted child, who felt abandoned by his parents!.. This frustration and anger was profound, and his victims were proxies - associative of his biological parents, who gave him up for adoption. Berkowitz was not mentally ill, not insane - temporarily or otherwise - he just looks like he is!!!
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   Why have I failed to mention 'Columbine Massacre' and other similar events in our recent history? Because they're not classic examples of Repressed Anger in the stereo-typical sense. Profiling individuals involved with similar crimes, reflects rather diverse inclusions (e.g. drug - alcohol abuse etc.), along with criminal intent. Anger is not completely culpable, or exclusive in these endeavors! Moreover, I don't feel motivated to talk about the trials & tribulations involving 'Teenage Wasteland' boredom, and how it plays out in our society today! Conversely, it's more intriguing to ponder and dissect,.. candidates who are bucking for a permanent stay at the 'Hotel Silly' (i.e. psychiatric facility) that commit murder and mayhem - previously mentioned above.
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   Actually, mass murder knows no prejudice, reaches all boundaries, and includes all profiles accordingly. For example; if 'Chris Benoit' had 4 kids and a wife - he would perhaps be classified as a 'Mass Murderer' perhaps. Of course, we're using him as the focal point here, since he was a high profile wrestler with the "athletic circus show" known as WWE. With that said, he will surely linger in memory, but not in a positive manner! Being loved, and perceived to be one of the 'good guys' of wrestling, and now conversely, to forever be remembered by wrestling fans as a person who took the life of his wife, a small child,.. and himself in that order.

Anti-Benoit Readers Need Justice?
   Imagine for example; "your anti-hero Benoit, standing on a chair with the cable from his weight machine crudely tied around his neck. Thereafter, kicking the chair beneath him out. Moments of extreme panic etched on his face as he struggles to save himself to no avail. Accordingly, defecating from every orifice, listening to the cable squeaking & screaming coming from the friction of the wood above him - amplified due to heighten awareness, and enhanced by fear! Eyes ready to pop from their sockets, while stretching for the floor that seems miles away, but is really just a foot below... There is no chance, no hope, and no way to grab anything above you. Motor skills are no longer comprehensive, when the earth below - the chair - is no longer there. Instinct now overrides all that was rudimentary before - your fingers otherwise frantically impregnating the skin around your neck..."

Conclusion
   Did this subject (i.e. Benoit) I profiled, really mean to commit suicide? Did this subject commit suicide to avoid doing jail time?? The answer to the first question is: yes, without reservation about it. The answer to the second question is: no, jail time was never considered, the objective was death according to script!.. Odds are, that had law enforcement strangely come before he took his own life, he would have surrendered without incident. "Suicide after murder, in the non-criminal mind, is not negotiable nor arbitrary!.." Conversely, a person that knows he in commission of a criminal act, will induce "suicide by cop" to avoid jail time or at least resist arrest with vigor!
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   So does this imply that the subject of this profile (e.g. Chris Benoit) was temporary insane at the time of the murder/suicide of his wife and child? No,.. not at all really! Insanity is broad based in concept - applicable when professionals are at an impasse due to unexplainable behavior that they fail to comprehend, and/or properly classify. Conversely, mental illness constitutes irrational behavior that can however be arbitrary - like an on & off switch, so to speak!.. Mental retardation is just that - RETARDATION - a regression of brain functions, or failure to evolve/progress such...
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   In the case of Chris Benoit, I see a striking similarity to Andrea Yates (pictured left), the woman that drowned her five children. And I have to dismiss 'criminal intent' as being a qualifying trait within. But there surely was a degree of 'mental illness' that was dormant and in collusion with repressed anger, that had no safety valve for moderate outlets to thwart an ultimate collision of sorts. Hence a change of diet - so to speak, of environment, employment, social, and family arrangements that produces negative energy, in perhaps an already fragile mind (i.e. Mental Illness gene), and you have the recipe as evident in the events that followed.
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Epilogue
Matty Midura
Matty Midura 2001-2008
Freelance Writer & Notary Public in New Jersey.

   This author, albeit recognizing premeditation in both examples - 'Benoit & Yates' - conversely feels compassion for both of these perceived villains. There are mitigating circumstances, that tend to draw sympathy from a rational mind... Chris Benoit, as with Andrea Yates, had deep rooted issues - Mental Illness - in their DNA. Both were otherwise decent citizens and parents - who were conversely manipulated by their respected spouses,.. I'm sure!
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   With that said, I am not excusing, nor minimizing the culpability of the subject(s) - the repressed aforementioned wrestler Benoit and inclusive of Andrea Yates here obviously.. For arguments sake: there's a profound difference between understanding via observation and rationalization, as oppose to justification - not applicable here!


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Good Ole Days

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   You bet baby! That is me pictured left, back in 2001 - caught up in anti-Arab hostilities? Actually,.. I did not punch out that guy, but I gave him some options instead. He could agree to give me an 'exclusive' on Osama bin Laden, let me pimp-out his wife at a local truck stop,.. or take his headdress off to wash my Jeep CJ7. Yea, I know it was the middle of winter - cold in the northeast - specifically New Jersey,.. but these were his only choices! Actually, it was a quick thought, on my end really.
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   Anyway, the would-be terrorist was not about to acquiesce to the 'headgear option' offered, so it was down to two; "his wife being pimped-out, or the Osama exclusive.." This 'camel jocky' really struggled with the last two choices. He was leaning towards the 'pimp my wife' option. So accordingly, I told him to go get her,.. and let me have a look. His wife was sleeping in the 'ladies restroom' while he handled the pumps. It seems to be kinda convenient - living where you work.
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   Moreover, I've seen a whole Ukrainian family, or was it perhaps Bosnians, holed-up and living out of a gas station. The latter was on a week day really, a couple of adults napping on a couple of busted up chase lounge chairs and so forth. Some were playing cards on the asphalt, while the women were bathing in the restrooms. You would think they were having a fuck'n picnic out there,.. instead of conducting business as a service station!
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   Continuing,.. he brought out this woman - Mother Teresa in appearance - and asked me what I thought. Needless to say; "a drunken sailor would not pay 5-bucks for that,.. let alone $50 for a ride around the block with this walking tent..." I asked if he had another 'wife' to offer up, their customs permit boatloads of wives. He pretended not to understand me! I was getting bored with it all,.. so I said - forget it stupid!.. Instead, I had him pose for a picture with me, with his wife doing the honors with my mini video camera.
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   In retrospect, I found that 'the pix' would have some intrinsic value - humor - which is part & parcel of my work, and as reflected previously. With that said, and in the context outlined; "the photo's surely a better offering, if conversely compared to how well I may have indeed profited from,.. while in the futile enterprise of 'pimping out' boring and drab Arab women."

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 real life 'Cousin Vinny' you say?

 South Jersey's version...

Matty Midura pictured DMV July 31 2007

Believe it!

   Sure, take a good look at the New Jersey MVC (aka Motor Vehicle Commission) mug shot on the left, see what I mean? Okay, all 'grease balls' look alike they say! Actually, I am only part - Italian.
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   But I could be a 'Cousin Vinny' really! I did do law school for a bit, and I always wore leather, plus I'm from Jersey!!! Missing however,.. is the 'slut-ish' Bronx type girlfriend in my life. However, I'm a 'ready teddy' should any come my way of course.
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   Anyway, there's something to be said about - authority figures or departments etc. - making e.g. 'photo ID' on licenses, and gun permits etc. mandatory. With that in mind, it tends to brings out the hostility in some of us! The latter evident in my photo - July 31, 2007, while renewing my driver license... You see, I was not too thrilled about being asked to - remove the pen - from behind my ear! The 'dummy' could not tell it was a cigarette?? Moreover, it e.g. cig behind the ear,.. is my trademark!
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   Moreover, to add to my angst, I had to make '2 round trips' to the MVC (aka Motor Vehicle Commission) center - I was suppose to bring a slew of documents to prove my identity. My birth certificate was not with me, albeit I had everything else,.. except my 'first born' to offer up to them! You see; "New Jersey has the strictest criteria" when it comes to identity proof. Obviously, I had to go back to my office for my 'birth certificate' to close the transaction.
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   Additionally, I'm a Notary Public,.. and I don't make people jump 'hoops & rings' to prove who they are - my nominal fee, is pretty much all the criteria I require... And just in passing, I am really responsive and somewhat attentive to people who provide me with picture identifications with $Ben Franklin$ on them, for me to keep of course! With that said, e.g. present one with President $William McKinley$ - and you just facilitated a 'Green Card' through me hassle free!!!
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   In retrospect; what an god awful day, to have to run errands. That, and in my non-air conditioned Jeep too! It was about 96 degrees @ 100% humidity. In an attempt to go about it as comfortable as possible, I 'jelled & spiked' my hair up some, to facilitate this - you don't want sweaty hair sticking to your forehead... And you concentrate on 'amusing stuff' such as; watching lazy & fat old broads, wheeling in with those motorized carts - like you find available at Walmart or something. Seeing 'white trash' broads with tatoos in tank tops - coming and going, is always a sight for sore eyes also!!!

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