| Disclaimer : I don’t own Sailor Moon, Transformers, or Digimon in any sense. Wish I owned one of them though… Notes : This is a sequel to my friend, Luna’s, fic ‘Of Girls and Robots’. Mild, spastic content. Heheh… Babies, Girls, and Robots! Oh my! By Reppa Rei knew something was off, but she couldn’t quite put her finger on it. It had been several months since that robot incident. Chi was long gone since Minako couldn’t, or wouldn’t, take the hint about not touching her secret spot and now Rei couldn’t tell if she was with Minako, or Usagi in disguise. Minako was constantly eating all of the sudden and some truly bizarre things as well. Anchovy, peanut butter, and marmalade sandwiches were as unappetizing as they come! “Erm, Mina-chan…do you have to eat again?” You’re becoming a blimp!” The scout of Mars snapped in her typically blunt fashion. The love goddess gave her a nasty look as she devoured another bite of pizza, “What are you gonna call me next…Ugly?!” Rei squinted her eyes at the other girl, “Mood swings…overeating…getting fat…” After she listed these things, her eyes suddenly went wide as dinner plates when a particular thought came to mind, :She’s pregnant?!: Clearing her throat, the war goddess gave her lover a suspicious look, “Um, Mina-chan…” “Yes’um?” “Er, are you pregnant?” “…” “Minako?” Abruptly the blond laughed in hysterics, “Oh Rei! How silly! Ha ha ha!! Yes I am….Ha ha ha! What a kidder!” Rei slapped her forehead with a loud groan, “Oh Kami-sama, Mina! How, how on Earth did this happen?!” “Um, through sex?” Rei stared at her for several minutes, eerie silence hanging in the air before she proceeded to bang her head down on the table they sat at in her room. She couldn’t understand how air headed her girlfriend could be half the time. Sitting up, Rei made to scold her furiously before her room shook with a slight tremor, “Oh no…” The two girls got up to head to the bedroom window, Minako more excited than Rei. When they looked out, they caught an eyeful of two a tall red Transformer flirting with Ultra Magnus, the robot from before, and the two looked close to a full out make out session. Rei wondered what could be next. “Oh, kinky!” Minako exclaimed, eyes aglitter. “Wait…I know that voice…” Magnus began, murmuring lowly craning his head around to look before gawking and swearing loudly, “Oh fuck…” “Well, Mags, if ya want to-” “Hi!!! I missed you! Can we play again?!” “No, never!” The tall Autobot screamed, turning tail and running, leaving Rodimus behind. He stared after before looking down at the two girls, firstly Mina, “Oh, it’s you…you know, I was about to get a piece of that tail pipe…” Rei scolded, “Not on my house!” She paused, looking over the Autobot leader for a moment before smiling, her voice somewhat more sexy, “Heeey…” The transformer’s optics went wide for a moment as he stared at the human, gradually edging away before breaking out in a full run after his comrade. Rei suddenly shook her head, getting serious once more, “Wait! Your boyfriend got my girlfriend pregnant!!” “Uh, Rei?” The priestess turned to look down at Chad, who was giving her an odd look along with a few other bystanders. A large sweat drop appeared on her head as she sighed, blushing, “Don’t ask, for the love of all, don’t ask…” ~*~ “Can you believe it?! That stupid robot got Mina-chan pregnant!” Rei growled, folding her arms in a huff. Save Makoto, who wasn’t there, the rest of the scouts looked at each other in surprise, especially Artemis. “Um, how can a robot get a human pregnant?” Luna asked. “Well, these aren’t normal robots as I’ve seen.” Ami pointed out matter of factly, “There is most likely a sort of reproductive system, there typically is in most species whether it be asexual or otherwise.” Usagi blinked, her head tilting to the side, “So they can do it?” “That’s yet to be determined…” “But, they can do it in some way?” “Well…” “Can we get back to Mina-chan being pregnant with a robot-human crossbreed freak of nature baby?!” Rei all but screamed. “Now Rei…we don’t know if that’s at all possible…” Ami reasoned. Artemis sweat dropped, chuckling somewhat nervously, “It was probably the robot. Filthy bastard, okay, let’s go get him!” The white cat hurried out of the room, leaving the others to look at one another in confusion. ~*~ “Dude, you’re not getting the soda.” “The machine’s just being stubborn.” “Dude, Tai, for the last time! You. Are. Not. Getting. The. Soda!” Tai leaned against the machine in exasperation, his little sister, Hikari, patting his shoulder as she smiled, “Daisuke’s just grumpy, I’m sure you’ll get it. Maybe even two if you put another dollar in.” Daisuke snorted, “I must be grumpy all the fricking time then…supposedly wrong on everything and why the hell are you paying a dollar for a can?!” The small group went ahead of Tai; Hikari at the lead on their way to the Magami stadium for the J-rock concert they were attending, their digimon in tow. Though Takeru and Hikari’s digimon were no where to be found. As they rounded a corner, the digidestined of light ran into something large and hard, “Ow! Who put this big blue thing here?!” “I swear Mags, if you don’t stop acting like that girl followed us…” Hikari looked up as the two Transformers looked back down at her, then Ultra Magnus pitched a fit, “I hate humans!! Why can’t I find one place without them?! *squish* Ah…?” The Autobot looked down where he stomped his foot, his companion looking shocked, “Er, I hope she wasn’t too terribly important…” “Sweet!” Daisuke cheered while Takeru perked his brows, “She already outlived her usefulness so I suppose it’s not a bad thing she’s gone…?” The rest of the digidestined shrugged at the loss of their friend while Rodimus looked to Magnus, “Let’s go back to Autobot City? The worst there is Springer spying on us and you can step on Daniel too if he gets annoying enough.” “Not so fast!” The Autobot leader sighed in annoyance as he turned to see the scouts approach, “You again? Geez, I wish I knew that there were more of you.” The girls, still without Makoto, stood there in their regular clothing save Mars, who donned her sailor scout uniform, “Your stupid boyfriend there got my stupid girlfriend here pregnant!” Daisuke blinked, looking at Magnus, then to Mina hugging the robot’s leg, before to the rest of the group and finally to Rei, “Dude, this is some Jerry Springer shit going on here.” Magnus looked at Rodimus, “Springer has a first name?” Rodimus shrugged back at him, looking down at Rei, “It isn’t his fault. She raped him.” “How can you rape a two story robot…?” The child of hope looked at Daisuke with a strange look. Usagi tilted her head, blinking, “Rei told us he raped her…” The blue Autobot made gagging noises as the war goddess fumed, “That doesn’t matter! She’s still pregnant!!” Daisuke leaned to Miyako, eyeing the scout and robots still confused, “Is that at all possible?” The purple haired girl shrugged at him, “Only in spastic anime crossovers.” “And what are we in?” “A spastic anime crossover.” “Ah, no wonder.” Magnus frowned at the scouts, pointing a think finger at Rei, “Besides, I may not be the only one she’s done…that…with!” Then he turned his blue optics down to the blonde love goddess rubbing against his leg, “Am I right?” The blond looked thoughtful for a moment, “Um, I don’t remember?” Everyone fell over anime-style. ~*~ “I love you.” Springer glanced down at his daily visitor, Makoto, who was wearing a green bikini though the top was probably a bit small for her ample bust, she was seated on his foot. The green Autobot really had no idea where she came from, but he didn’t mind, it was kind of funny. His fellow Transformer, Blurr, grumbled a bit, part of him wanted his own human like Magnus and Springer. “Hey, they’re not as fun as you think. They’re more trouble, you should try picking up after them!” The green robot before he felt something poke him in the back, “Huh?” He turned to turn his gaze down a little to see two angel digimon, Angemon and Angewomon, then he turned to Blurr, “Things just get weirder and weirder…” Angemon frowned, crossing his arm, “Can you tell us where the Magami stadium is?” “Nooo…but I can show you to my recharge pad!” “Er…” Blurr gave his head a shake, like Minako, Springer wasn’t too bothered with the who, where, when, and most definitely the what when it came to some good dirty fun. “Can you just tell us where the stadium is so we can be on our way?” The female angel demanded, a little annoyed. “No, because you’d like my room much better!” Springer piped earnestly. The two digimon looked to each other in exasperation, then Angemon turned back to the Autobot, “Sorry, we don’t go interspecies.” “Pfft! There’s nothing wrong with going interspecies! It’s fun, see?!” Springer laughed, holding Makoto up, who was hugging his thumb affectionately. The digimon gave him weary looks, wondering how on Earth they managed to get separated from the others the way they did. ~*~ “Now why are we here?” “Because Minako’s water broke.” “No, why are we here?” “Because your boyfriend got my girlfriend pregnant!” “They why are the kids and their weird animals here?” “Because they wanted to come.” “Why?” “They’re stupid.” “Okay, then why am I still here?” “Because you’re stupid.” Rodimus made a face at the dark haired girl while the whole, relatively large, group waited for the results of Minako’s pregnancy. Magnus kept whining, “But it’s not even mine! I didn’t want her humping me!” It was a few hours until Mina came out, not holding just one, not two, but three bundles. Everyone suddenly threw Magnus questioning looks while he was ready to blow a fuse at the sight. The blonde giggled, “Oh, only one of them is Maggy-poo’s.” Rei went slack jawed, “Huh?!” The Venus scout beamed, “I just remember this time with Yamato’s Gabumon and the one night when Artemis was drunk. That was loads of fun!” While Luna all out mauled the other cat, Yamato stared at Gabumon in shock, “How…when…” Daisuke shook his head, “I don’t want to know the how and when really, so save it for later.” The Mars scout sighed in exasperation, “I can’t believe this…How biased to different species are you, Mina-chan?!” Minako shrugged as she sat down with her arms full, “I don’t know, but the babies are very adorable, aren’t they? Maggy’s is gonna be Data, Art’s will be Andromidum, and Gabumon’s will be Gabby! Aren’t they cute names?” Rodimus shook his head before screamed was brought down to the doused and furious Mimi as he glared at him and his companion, “Which one of you tin cans thought it’d be funny to dump water on me?!” The blue Autobot sweat dropped, moaning some while Rodimus stared at him, “That better be a leak, because I’m hoping that wasn’t what I thought it was…” Blinking, Usagi looked him up and down, “Can robots have babies?” “I hope not…” ~*~ Angemon scratched idly at his chin, looking across the way to his femme counterpart, “Why did we come here?” “Because he was persistent.” “Is that the only reason?” “It is so far..” Springer had a big grin plastered on his faceplate, arms crossed behind his head as he looked between the two, “That was fun, can we do it again?” The End O_o |