| Duo's Half-time Show (Will the Gundam Wing Team Play By the Rules?) By: Sasami |
| Broadcaster: And were back on the football field, where the Gundam Wing team faces off against: A team of big fat smelly men! I'll be your host for tonight. Here we are with the GW team. How to you feel about going up against such a smelly team? Quatre: Actually, one of their team members smells like flowers! (GW team does not know that that team member is none other than Treize Kushranada, and he just had a bubble bath...) Heero: We will eliminate them! Wufei: Z z z z z z z z z z...(asleep in his meditating position) (Everyone makes an embarassed grin, TV fades out) * * * Broadcaster: Your host is here, and let's cut to the Quatre Cam, the latest in technological breakthroughs. We will be able to hear and see everything the GW team says and does, via Quatre's helmet. Quatre: Okay, Duo, Heero, you go to the left. Trowa, go right. Wufei, you plow down the center. Wufei? Wake up! Duo: Quatre, I don't like your plan. What will you be doing? Quatre: (whining) Are you kidding? I'm not gonna get hurt!!! * * * Broadcaster: Your host again, and the play is about to start. Trowa snaps the ball to Duo! Duo fakes the ball in Heero's direction, but instead he passes it to wide open Quatre. Quatre almost fumbles the ball, but hangs on and starts running in the wrong direction! The big stinky men hit Quatre down into the ground. Oh no! The med team is coming... Quatre is carried off in a stretcher. Meanwhile, it looks like a fowl has been called. It's for illegal contact and it's on Duo! Oh no! Duo is called out of the game, because he poked several people in the eye with his braid! Let's go to the Quatre Cam, since Quatre's helmet is near the area! (Only ground is seen, but sound is heard as well.) Duo: What the *@%#!!! You can't take me outta this @##* game! Referee: Just chill, dude! I'm the ref here, and I've dealt with people like you before. Look on the bright side. Now you get to watch the half-time girls! Duo: Ooooooooooo!!!! * * * Broadcaster: Your wonderful host is here again! Things have not been going well for the GW team. Wufei finally woke up, but passed out when he smelled the rose bubble bath. He was taken out on another stretcher. The big stinky team and the GW team are tied. GW needs to make a touchdown to win. The play begins! Heero snaps the ball to Trowa. Trowa tosses the ball back to Heero. Heero recieves. He's running...but keeps flipping over! Wait, none of the big and stinky people can catch him! Heero is nearing the endzone! He just might do it...TOUCHDOWN GW!! But, wait, Heero is picking up the ball...What kind of victory dance is this?! Oh no! He's not gonna... BOOM! **The End** |