| Who's Gonna Clean Up This Mess? By: Sasami |
| "Which one of you is going to clean up this miserable excuse for a sinkful of dirty dishes?" demanded Duo, waving his wooden spoon as he untied his magenta polka-dotted apron. "Not me!" Quatre cried, "I did it yesterday. It's Trowa's turn, I swear!" All eyes turned toward the figure running down the hall to the bathroom, then heard the door slam and lock. "Heero, guess what? It's time to do the dishes!" bubbled Duo, tossing his apron from one hand to the other. Heero was about to answer when strange noises were heard from the bathroom's direction. "Uh, I'd better help him with this one," Heero said, silently praising Trowa, "It's off to the little girls room," "Wuuufeeeei!!!" Duo chucked the apron at China Boy, "That leaves you!" "Where is the JUSTICE!!!" (more strange noises down the hall) "I gotta go too!" He made a run for it, but was caught by the shirt collar in mid-air by the Braided One. Wufei grumbled something about "integrity" and promptly dropped the dishes into the trash. * * * "Are you coming out of there ANYTIME SOON???" screamed Wufei, "You have been taking that shower for one hour, 22 minutes, and eighteen seconds. 19. 20. 21... "SHUT UP, WUFEI!" Trowa yelled back. (Finally, something other that more strange noises!) Nobody knew where Heero went... "I'm ready!" Duo came out of his room and striked a pose in nothing but boxers with little cupids on them. "I'm ready too!" Quatre meekly stepped out of his room in an old, white T-shirt and boxers with little cupids on them... "YOU...!" Quatre gaped. "...STOLE MY IDEA!!!" Duo started fumin', "Why, you little @*#%!!!!" "Waaaaaaaaaa!!" Quatre started running and Duo chased close behind. They chased down the hall, leaped over the recliner in the family room, and started toward the front door. Duo, of course, catches up with the scared blond and whipped those boxers right out from under him. Before Quatre realized what had happened, he stumbled into the entry way...and found Heero. Talking to Relena. Both of whom are not pleased to see Quatre. "L E E E T M E E E E I I I I I N !!!!!!!!!!!" All of the pilots (minus Quatre) got used to the morning outside as they sit by the fireplace, eating popcorn. It is very cold outside... * * * "I'll get even!" vowed Quatre, "I'll get revenge!!!" he smiles. "I'll help you," said none other than...Wufei. He smiles too. "We will teach them justice!" A weasel laugh pierced the night. * * * Braid Boy was dreaming....We need not go into detail...Suddenly, he felt his braid being lifted. "AHHHHH!!!!!! Who dares mess with my beautiful braid???" Duo said menacingly, "You will be very sorry!!!" (Just in the nick o' time!) Quatre and Wufei look at each other. "Uh-oh!" The two slept very well that night, courtesy of Duo's Special Sleeping Knockout. However, more giggling was heard... * * * "Oha-yo!" Duo said brightly. His eyes glowed with danger and laughter. "Heero hasn't woken up yet. I think he's a little worn out. Where's Relena anyways?" Quatre yawned. "How would you know if Heero is sleeping? And what about Relena?!?!" Duo made a disgusted face. The thought was broken by: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Where is my ponytail! It's gone! Where is it? I'm gonna..." coming from Wufei's room. Duo convulsed with laughter as he and the rest go into Trowa's room. There, stuck in the prongs of his hair... * * * That night, everyone sat at the table for supper, that is, minus one ponytail. (Wufei was wearing his hair down.) "Pass the ponytail rings, um...er...onion rings," (Duo had to faunt.) "SHUT UUUUP!!!" Wufei screamed. "I think it looks cute," commented Quatre. Everyone moved a little farther away. "Waaaaa..." Wufei wailed. "I think I need to wash my hair again," Trowa said in disgust. "That's number forty-three and one half times you've said that!" Wufei growled, "Enough with the teasing already!" "Okay, we'll stop," Duo agreed, "But there are other things to worry about. Like...who's gonna clean up this mess?" *THE END* |