tseymir 12/15/02
stachelkrote, stachelkrote,
vor dem haus.
lauf schnell weg,
sonst bis du raus.
while in class, have you ever had the urge to take a pen and just stab it into the leg of the person sitting next to you? not because you hate them, but because, well.. why not?

tseymir 12/10/02
1. Non-zero digits are always significant. 
2, Any zeros between two significant digits are significant. 
3. A final zero or trailing zeros in the decimal portion ONLY are significant.

tseymir: to imagine a time when i don't have to worry about my chem teacher bending me over for a final brings a tear to my eye.
crazylibb: wow i think most ppl take written tests

tseymir 12/9/02
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

tseymir    12/8/02
your mom.

BlUeBOmBeR1717   12/8/02
how positively delightful, its as if someone has stabbed Mr. Bubble.

for all you tetris masters out there:
A-type original NES
1 Roy   162563    level 16

tseymir   12/6/02
no funny quotes.
no ammusing links.
no sub profile.
no "priceless" jokes.

Ldybg309    12/6/02
Isaiah 23:6 
You will keep in perfect peace him whose mind is steadfast, because he trusts in you. 

Aplejax44   11/26/02
first day back in Tally, and I've got so much to do!!!:-[......I wonder what it feels like to be unloved-oh wait I KNOW!!
P.S.-This should make for an interesting day>:o"I chose black cause it matches the color of my soul"-SB

MercuryMidnight   11/26/02
on a scale of one to ten, i'm tired. Please remind me that staying out until 4am is not smart. Fun, but not smart. Especially when you're standing outside with frostbitten toes watching your roomate do backflips and the guy up the stairs attempt a cartwheel. I kid you not.

Tseymir  11/25/02
eat penguin shit and die you ass spelunker.

Tseymir   11/25/02
tseymir (11:29:42 AM): phil collins, sitting in my underwear, eating saltines
tseymir (11:29:45 AM): college kicks ass
Daneosporin (11:29:51 AM): ha
Daneosporin (11:30:07 AM): sounds suspiciously like a concentration camp

Ldybg309  11/22/02
It's Friday!

Tseymir   11/22/02
Daneosporin: i think if your peeing blood it means your doing somthing right

punnmasterflash  11/21/02
There's nothing quite like the thrill of writing a 1500 word paper the day that it's due in an hour and a half.
I live in constant danger of mortgaging my future for an extra hour of sleep.

Tseymir    11/18/02
nicci420girl: wehatefver
nicci420girl: im not durnkc o pormise
nicci420girl: want asn otatmeal crfeam c=cookin=e?
nicci420girl: ill come over in like sifive muintuers

MercuryMidnight    11/18/02
So while doing laundry tonight, the RA invited Amy and I to go on the roof which we've already been on and then threatened to throw us in the dryers that we've already been in. I'm sensing a pattern.

I don't know where i was going with this...but we thought it was funny. 

anetER29 11/16/02
Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the
corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor.

BlUeBOmBeR1717  11/14/02
Tseymir: that would be awesome if he was like:
 "draw a tank that's aiming at a pirate ship with lots of ninjas on board, and um, some monkeys too. 

ps. don't forget the lasers"

Chielluna   11/13/02
orange horseshoe bat

robwaltonen  11/13/02
Today is a glorious day!  I think I've finally figured out what I want to do with my life, and the best part is that it might actually work!:-D

MercuryMidnight 11/13/02
reading italian book...check
studying meteorology...check
doing ben's laundry...check
getting ready for the meeting...check
spinning in a drier...check

you read it correct, don't worry. 

Cantiris: i saw that away message
Aplejax44: u gotta stop doing that
Aplejax44: I'm going to put one up that says, my mom is a nag
Cantiris: okay - should i put one up that says my daughter is a ho (lol only kidding)

Punnmasterflash   11/12/02
My favorite physicist name: Gay-Lusac.

Robwaltonen       11/6/02
I'm swiping cars at the Dining Hall right now.  If someone would come by and shoot me I'd greatly appreciate it.:-)

TKDuke77   11/6/02
"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T"
                         -Homer Simpson-

"I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die."

MagicFanClark  11/5/02
Breast mass roasting on a German beer...
Stacy nipping at your heels.
Gonads and strife sung by the choir...
With folks dressed up like Molnars.
--PHY3101; to the tune of "Chestnuts Roassting on an Open Fire"

My fingers are superglued together and I don't know what to do.

MercuryMidnight 11/5/02
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love, but then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy then is to suffer but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down... 

Chielluna  11/5/02
Flying Camels always triumph!

"wow - the very first bite tasted like a plant
now soap.....
old dinner parties"
"maybe you should spit it out, sounds weird"
"old persons house
"spit it out
"i'm serious, too
wow - that was the most versatile gumball i've ever had
it tastes a bit like alabama now"

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