Achievements:
|| WWE US Champion|| # 1 Contender for the eHw Deathmatch Title|| ...
Forward:
Sting has just left the ring and Chris Benoit stands there in shock and concentration!
// The Scene \\ Chriss Benoit is left standing there in the ring with the Concentrated look still on his face when he picks up the mic.
~The Master of the Sharpshooter, Which is Better than the Scorpion Death Lock~ Chris ~The Rabid Wolverine~ Benoit: Sting! You got it! We will sign the Contracts, right after your match with John Cena! When your there lying on the ground, I will put a contract out, and you will sign it, so you can experience, extreme pain! And if you think the "Dark Angel" is intimidating, your wrong! Chris Benoit is not afraid of you! And if you think that you can NOT, tap out to the Sharpshooter or the Crossface, your wrong again! So Paul Heyman, get those contracts ready, because now that I think about it, I don't want to wait until Suicide to sign the contracts! I want them as soon as possible! And Sting, Your Just Another Victim of The Rabid Wolverine!
Chris Benoit drops the mic again as the crowd explodes with cheers as he makes his way backstage.
Commercials:
YJ Stinger
Chris Benoit: Hard Knocks
eHw Suicide.
// The Scene \\ John Cena is seen running through the halls of the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon when he meets up with Shelton Benjamin.
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Shelton, yo man, you know what happened to Arn, Torrie and Sable?
~Mr. Upset~ Shelton ~Shocka~ Benjamin: Man, what are you talkin' about? They perfectly fine last time I saw them man, and John, you and Mr. Upset himself, Shelton Benjamin, we really need to get those Tag Team Belts!
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Yo Shelt! They were attacked man! I don't know about you but I wanna know what happened dawg! And if you think The Docta of Thuganomics is just gonna sit back and wait? Please, because your song aint true about one person.... Know why? Because.... THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME DAWG!
~Mr. Upset~ Shelton ~Shocka~ Benjamin: They got attacked? By who? No.... I know who did it... Someone who hates Chris.... Someone who hates Me... Someone who hates you... Sting. Man, don't you see? He wants you to lose your temper, he wants you to be uncontrollable! He wants you at the top of your game so he can prove he can beat The Doctor of Thuganomics, and take the crown of Greatest Debut in eHw History! But he won't! I got a lil' somethin' somethin' in store for him know what I mean? Aight, John, he has been a wrestler a while longer than both of us, but at the same time he does not have the same skills as us! I'm a Mat Based and Amateur Wrestler, your a Hardcore Brawler who always has the crowd behind him! And look at me! I'm Shelton F'n Benjamin! I upset Triple H 1! 2! 3! in WWE, than the next week beat him by count out! THAN in a 6 Man Tag Match against Evolution, Randy Orton, Chris Benoit, and Shelton Benjamin won again making me 3 and 0 against Triple H! THAN I won against Triple H again beating him by Disqualification! 4 and 0!BUT! I'm still no John Cena! Chances are I won't be for a while or even ever, Chris knows his time is almost over, but he's at the top of his game! You know, and I know that Chris is the BEST wrestler in The Rabid Lifers! AND Arn Anderson.... A Legend! He is the best ever out of us possibly, him and Chris... Hard to decide, but you and I will be just as good as them sooner or later.... Actually, Soon. John, you and me, we were the two best wrestlers on WWE Smackdown! And now, were the best wrestlers on eHw Turmoil! Chris is getting his World Title! Your getting your Deathmatch Title! And I chances are will get the Tag Team Titles with you as the Team of.... The Thuganomics! Yeah John, you like the sound of that, now go out there at eHw Suicide, and kick some major ass and win the Deathmatch Title!
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: YO! Shelton, you know what happens when The Doctor is in the ring right? He whoops more ass than anyone you ever seen! Ask Mike Awesome or The New Age Outlaws, Cena can WHOOP when he wants to. And Tag Team Titles they aint far from our reach.... Just know if you turn on me.... You will be like everyone else.... And I'll just say to you.... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
eHw fades into a Commercial as Shelton Benjamin and John Cena run towards the Parking Lot.
Debut of Sting against the Man with the greatest debut ever, John Cena for the eHw Deathmatch Title, Round Two!
VS.
eHw comes back from the Commercial break and shows Shelton Benjamin and John Cena standing in the Parking Lot next to Torrie Wilson seeing Chris Benoit and Arn Anderson down on the ground.
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: God damnit Shelton! Sting is pissing me the hell off! Runnin' his mouth like he some kinda big shot! He aint nothin', John Cena is the man on top! And when I win that eHw Deathmatch Title, even more kids are gonna say, "John Cena is my idol!" So Sting, watch ya back, because the Champ is Here! Maybe there's no championship around my waist, but those days are pretty near! And The Kid aint wack, he just a lil' crazy! And all these people know I'm eHw's Slim Shady! So Shelton, Tor, I'm goin down to the ring, none of these people are ready for what I'm about to bring!
~Mr. Upset~ Shelton ~Shocka~ Benjamin: Man, how you put up with that dude? He one crazy son of a gun, but you gotta be crazy to win here. Hey, you know who did this to them?
~Ms. Cena~ Torrie ~Hot as Hell~ Wilson: Maybe if you're like him you'd be champion to Shelton! I mean, your a great wrestler, just get crazy, heh, just kidding, but he's crazy, but he not only talks the talk, he walks the walk!
~Mr. Upset~ Shelton ~Shocka~ Benjamin: Heh, you know Torrie, your right, and I will become a champion one day NOT just Tag Team Champion though! Thanks babe.
"Basic Thuganomics" hits and John Cena makes his way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd!
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Yo, yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, YO! What Up SAN DIEEEEEEEEEEEGO?!
The crowd erupts at the statement by John Cena and begins to give him a standing ovation and "Cena" Chants.
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Yo, yo, chill, chill, chill. I was backstage talkin to Shelton when I saw my friends hurt and my state of mind started meltin! I was happy and good, but now I'm not! Seeing my friends hurt, it's makin me hot!
Cena takes his jersey off and throws it into the crowd as the ladies go crazy.
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: That's more like it! Someone told me I sucked, so I said "Bullshit! I'm the best!" Than some kid asked for an autograph, with a Sting Shirt on his chest! Torrie Started laughing and I said "What?" She said "John, you should'nt only look at the front!" So I listened to her, and looked on the back. And much ta my surprise, there was a lil' Cena rap! It said: "Cena versus Sting, what a match, I can't wait till I see Cena break Sting's back! And John Cena will become Deathmatch Champ, he'll be getting cheers, from the ring to the top of the ramp! And Sting think's he's the best, he's definately wrong! All he does is where his mom's thong! So Sting watch out because Cena's coming for you, when you get in the ring, there's nothing you can do!" Yeah, yeah, that was pretty cool. And....
Just than someone turns the lights off and when they turn back on Sting is standing in the ring with a Baseball Bat and he cracks it on John Cena's head! The beating continues, but the lights turn black and blue and "Whatever" by Our Lady Peace hits and Chris Benoit runs down to the ring with a Steel Chair and scares away Sting!
~The Master of the Sharpshooter, Which is Better Than the Scorpion Death Lock~ Chris ~The Rabid Wolverine~ Benoit: Sting! I don't want to wait for the Pay-Per-View! Because if I do, it will be like the next Pay-Per-View's name! Counting Bodies! So Sting, I want you One on One right now!
Sting grabs a mic and shakes his head.
~The Worse Sharpshooter User EVER~ Sting: Chris! You think I'm that stupid?! I have one of the most brutal matches EVER in a few days, and you think I'd face you right now? What kind of...
~The Master of the Sharpshooter, Which is Better Than the Scorpion Death Lock~ Chris ~The Rabid Wolverine~ Benoit: Wha, wha, wha! All you're doing is crying and it's starting to piss me off! You should just shut the hell up before EVERYONE in the eHw comes to kick your ass! Admit it Sting! You're afraid of the Canadian Crippler! Not only that, but you're afraid of the Crippler's Crossface! You know that when I lock you in it you're done for! Whether you tap out, pass out, or just let me break your neck, you're done for! So Sting, maybe you should get some balls before you step ito the ring with me, The Canadian Crippler, The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit! And when John Cena gives you The Five Knuckle Shuffle than F-U's you 25 Feet Down, expect that pain when your in the ring with me.... Times Two! So Sting, get ready for me, because the Crippler is coming! Sting, John here is getting up and he has something to say!
~The Docta of Thuganomics~ John ~Word Life~ Cena: Sting! You might be able to jump me from behind, but at eHw Suicide, the Title's good because that's what your doing if your stepping into the ring wit me! That Champ is Here dawg so watch yo back! I'll make you look so bad, the white stuff on yo face is gonna look like crack! So Sting, lift ya irons, and pump your steroids, because John Cena's here to beat you like Luke Skywalker and the Androids! And I'm gonna cut you from the rosta like a knife, all I gotta say is, You Can't See Me! And Word.... Life!
