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| 2 | Funaki, Mike Awesome(Mentioned), and John Cena | (0-0-0) | The New Age Outlaws: Dumpster Match |
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John Cena shows up on camera seeming pissed off.
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: Yo, this week I heard some shit I really did'nt like! Heard it from the back and even on the mic. Mr. Awesome, yea he won the title, maybe I should be first in line, so I can fight em! I want that title Mike, it's #1 on my list! And as far as I'm concerned, you can be like your mom, and suck on this!
Cena throws a bag of nuts at the camera.
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: Heh, Mike, you wanna know what I think of you showin me gettin the crap beaten out of me, all I gotta say is I'm new, improved, and You Can't See Me!
The Camera goes to a commercial break and shows:
The Heat vs. New Age Outlaws Dumpster Match
EHW Battery
Mike Awesome vs. The Sandman
John Cena is seen backstage with Funaki who is trying to do his best John Cena immitation.
~EHW's #1 Un-official ANNOUNCA!~ Funaki: Yo, yo, yo, this is Funaki, EHW Numba One! ANNOUNCA! I here with John Cena, The Docta of Thuganomics! Now John....
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Funaki, first of all dawg you aint even an official EHW Announcer, and second off, it's MR. Cena to you.
~EHW's #1 Un-official Announca~ Funaki: I sorry Mr. Cena, I no do that again. Now, about Mr. Awesome
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: YO! You don't refer to nobody as Mr. anyhing but me and my dawg Booker T! Got it?
~EHW's #1 Un-official Announca~ Funaki: Ok, I very sorry Mr. Cena, about Mike Awesome, you say, rumor is: you want to challenge him for his Heavyweight Title, is this true?
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: You know Funaki, you one funny cat, yes I am challenging Mike Awesome! That is if he can keep his Title after his match with The Sandman! Either way, I want Mike Awesome he showed this Funaki!
The cage door is unlocked and Punk is taken out of the cage, the door is then shut and locked again. On the right steel platform Mike Awesome picks John Cena and points in the ring at Al Snow again. Awesome picks Cena up and gives him a Running Awesome Bomb through the far left chamber doors glass!!! Awesome spun Cena as he released him and Cena crashed through the glass shoulder first and landed shoulder first on the steel floor. Cena is also cut on his arm and neck as Awesome pulls Cena out of the chamber, causing his back to be cut up, and makes the cover, 1.…2.….3! John Cena is eliminated.
Awesome picks Cena up to his feet and throws him face first through the near left chamber glass cutting Cena up again and further injuring his shoulder. Awesome then takes Cena opens up the chamber door, goes over to the cage door that is opened, and gives him an Awesome Bomb out of the cage to the arena floor! Medics rush down to ringside and attend to Cena in several areas and wheel him to the back on a stretcher as the cage door is shut and locked once again.
Jim Ross: My God! Would someone stop the monster Mike Awesome?! There was no need for that! He eliminated Cena fair and square, he didn’t have to throw him through another pane of glass and then Awesome Bomb him out of the cage onto the concrete floor. That is heartless, damn heartless!
The camera comes back to Cena who looks very pissed off and stares into the camera.
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: Ya know Mike, I was the prey, and you was the predator in that match, but now you the prey, and I'm the predator... And Mike.... I want revenge, Funaki, let's finish this interview in the ring ok? Now don't be late Funaki or else you'll understand the real meaning of.... WORD LIFE!
John Cena makes his way down to the ring to "Basic Thuganomics" and to a wave of cheers.
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: YO! Where in the hell is Funaki? I told that boy not to be late!
Funaki finally makes his way to the ring 5 minutes late.
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: Funaki, uh, Mr. Cena told you not to be late right? Right, and uh, Mr. Cena said you would feel Basic Thuganomics and the Meaning of Word Life, Right? Right so uh Funaki... YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Just then Cena kicks Funaki in the stomach and delivers an F-U!
~Masta of tha 5 Knuckle Shuffle~ John Cena: Now Mike Awesome and The New Age Outlaws, WORD LIFE! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
