Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you think you've heard the worst or funniest pick up lines ever in dating? Then you will definitely love these!

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
 
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?

When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.
 
Excuse me, but i'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
 
Can I have directions to your heart?
 
You: What are you doing around Easter??
Other: Why?
You: I might want to hop around
 
Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
 
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

Are you sure that we haven't met somewhere in a past life?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Smile if you want to sleep with me!

If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to them and ask, "Can I read your shirt in brail?"

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you?

I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!

I was once told that our souls had, now only our hearts had to be introduced.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think your dropped your name tag."

Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!

You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yeah sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!

Is your father a baker? Because those sure as some nice buns!

Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!

I lost my number, can I have yours?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.

Where have you been all my life?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wow.

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics i would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me.

I'm good at math. U+I=69

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

(stand next to the girl) Hey do you think you could ask this girl to give me her name and number? (answer:Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because she is standing right next to me.

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

Are we related? (i dont think so) Do you want to be?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Do you have a boyfriend? (No) Want one? (if yes: Want another one?)

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.