| Now then, Left, You will see the Friday and Saturday Night Attire of the Boy Racer. He will ditch the faithful "Kappa" Tracksuit in favour of black trousers, and a "Jockey Wilson" type fat sweaty dart players shirt. He will find the nearest nightclub, which will be packed to the gills with 14 year old girlies, and do a few passes, at high revs, to try and impress them with his new "PECO What-a-Bore 2" Tailpipe, on his 1.3 SR Nova, while they are in the queue to get in. Stage 2, then involves him and his mates going in for a boogie/E tablet. If they dont pull in the club (which happens 99% of the time, unless it's the under 12's Disco), him and his mates will then proceed to drive through the town, windows down, with "Darude" pumping from the obligatory Kenwood system. They can also be recognised, by the mating call of the Boy Racer, "Wannafuck, Wannafuck" being shouted out the car windows to anything that looks vaguely female, such is their desperation to lose their Virginity. |
