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| PIG IN THE BULLBAR |
| A young farmhand in Australia was checking the fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He called the farm on the CB radio for advice. "There's a pig stuck in the bullbar and he's still alive, but he's kicking and squealing so much I can't get him free" he said. "OK" said the boss, "In the back of the cruiser there's a .303 rifle, put it up to the pigs head and shoot it. When it's body goes limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbar and throw it into the bush." About 45 minutes later the farmhand rang back. "I did what you said boss, I shot the pig in the head, he went limp and I got him out of the bullbar no problem, but I still can't go on. "Why not?" asked the boss. "What's the problem now?" "Well, it's his motorbike....the flashing blue light is stuck in the wheel arch." |
| This is NOT intended in any way to denigrate the wonderful work some of our Aussie coppers do, nor is it meant to support violence or the use of guns in any way. It's just that I chuckled in spite of myself when I read it, and it's got many chuckles from friends who have heard it so I thought I'd add it here. If it is offensive to anyone, I will glady remove it. |
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