Your Sunnydale Fate

So you took the quiz and discovered what your fate would be if you were a Sunnydale resident.  Take a look at the banner for your fate, read the blurb.  You can copy the banner to your own site or LJ and link back to the quiz at http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=Sunnydalefate  I'm sure there's a more official mode of doing this, probably involving html code, which my roommate is trying to teach me to use, so someday, maybe... naw, I'll never figure it out.  Hope you enjoyed the quiz.  More coming.

You will be turned into a vampire

Yeah, you're having fun now, being a rebel or maybe just a teenager, but watch out for those vamps.  If they want you hanging around for eternity, you must be pretty easy on the eyes, so you're probably used to getting what you want, but beware vampires on the look-out for minions-- if you get turned into a minion, you'll never get to have any fun, and then you'll be dust.

You will fight the forces of darkness

You've got something to lose-- people you care about and want to protect-- so you join the local white hats.  You're smart enough to see what's going on around town, and dumb enough to stay and fight.  All I have to say is, 'Good luck.'  You're gonna need it.

Your neck will be snapped by an uncaring killer

Murphy's Law states that the nicest people die first.  Always.  Sorry if that's you.  Spike's law states that ugly people aren't worth eating-- but are still fun to kill.  Sorry if that's you.

You will make the Hellmouth work for you

You've been almost killed more times than you care to remember.  You've seen some freaky things going on around town.  You've tried living a normal life, but why settle for less than you want when you can harness the power of the Hellmouth and become a sex god?  Or Micheal Jordan?  Or Keanu Reeves?  Take good care of that fortune and fame though, there's no telling how long it will last.

You will be sacrificed to a demon

All right, yeah, so you're going to die a truly horrifying death.  Look at it this way: Demons are really picky eaters.  There must be something about you that caught that evil fratboy's eye to make him choose you.  Think about that when you're tempted to complain after only your third century in oblivion.

You will totally forget your many brushes with death

Wake up and smell the death.  You work hard, and don't believe in the monsters under the bed, but you better clue in to reality soon.  'Cause really-- how many times can one person fall on a barbeque fork?  Especially someone who doesn't *own* a barbeque fork...

You will be possessed

Despite rumors that possession can cause a high or give you lots of spiffy super-natural strength, it's generally a thing to be avoided.  And with your luck, you'd get stuck with a really demanding demon/ghost/animal.  The last thing you want to deal with as you slow roast the school principal is a spirit nagging you to just get right with the slaughter and stop trying to sterilize your food.

You will go insane

Life is stressful, especially when you've got three kids and your babysitter has antlers.  But stress on the Hellmouth can lead to insanity a whole lot quicker than stress anywhere else, especially when you dream every night of an alternate reality where you were turned into a vampire and devoured your first-born son...

You will get mugged

Sunnydale may be a quaint little place, but there's a reason the property values are so low-- you get a lot of out of town guests.  Here's a hint though: Just 'cause someone's face looks scary, doesn't mean he is scary.  So next time a man with fangs jumps out of an alley and demands all your money, ask yourself why he doesn't just use those great big teeth to take what he wants... And then give him your money and run the other way, thanking whichever God you like this week that all he wanted was cash.

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