What will you be turned into after your ex seeks vengeance?

Some relationships just weren't meant to last, and yours is one of those.  Even if it was doomed at the very start, your ex is still going to be hurt, bitter, possibly even vengeful.  So you're soon going to be transformed into something icky, but hey, look at the bright side-- at least you won't have to follow through with that 'let's be friends' thing.  Now that you know exactly what icky thing you'll be turned into, scroll down to your fate, read the blurb, keep the picture, and link back to the quiz at http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=turned

Your ex will have you turned into a giant worm

Just because you like control and have a bad temper, doesn't mean you're abusive.  Or maybe it does-- abuse is in the eye of the beholder, but if you refuse to accept it when your significant other breaks the relationship off, you'll soon be too large for anybody to hold.  On the plus side?  You'll be in a perfect position to get a little revenge of your own, and you'll never have to worry about compensating for your little... insecurities again.

Your ex will have you turned into a vampire with a soul

Word is getting out: souled vampires are the most tortured guys around.  The best way to make someone regret their loose morals and cruelty (real or imagined)?  Slap a soul on them and watch the insta-suffering.  You will probably be suicidal with guilt over your treatment of your ex, but you'll be sexier than ever, so you'll move on soon enough.

Your ex will have you turned into a punch-line demon

No matter how hard you try, some people are impossible to please.  You think it's time to break up, but this means that soon you'll be slowly tortured as a demon in some awful hell dimension.  The real indignity comes when you finally escape your hell and are killed while trying to seek justice.  Soon you'll be just another demon who hilariously doesn't melt after death.  Or not hilariously.  Either way, your misery will be long and then you'll be forgotten.  Maybe you should just accept your new demony state and not seek vengeance-- after all, remember how you got this way in the first place.

Your ex will have you turned into a fyarl demon

Before you broke up, you were always in control of yourself, kind, loving-- a pretty good catch.  But resentment makes every little quirk seem negative, and the perfect revenge will have you turned into a violent, stupid, growly demon with a tail (so you can't even sit comfortably).  Lesson?  Be more attentitive to your next lover.

Your ex will have you turned into a troll god

Never be unfaithful to a woman who knows how to put boils on your penis (it doesn't necessarily require magic).  Ditto someone who has access to vengeance demons and can have you transformed into an enormous baby-eating troll tomorrow.  Bad news: you'll be ugly and fat-- there's never enough babies to really satisfy your cravings.  Good news: you think humans know how to party?  Wait 'til you make a few troll buddies.

Your ex will have you turned into a frog

Beware sexual partners who curse creatively.  They may, um, curse creatively.  On the other hand, you get a lenient vengeance demon, you may just be turned into a frenchman instead of an actual frog... better hope you get someone merciless.

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