Which BtVS/Ats characters would date you

What, you thought you were gonna get a date with Willow?  Maybe Giles?  Have you seen the super models those guys inevitably end up with?  Even Nancy-- even Owen-- even Ted was more attractive than most of us could ever hope to be.  Interesting, kind, compassionate-- all those other things people look for can be found in the resident beautiful people of Sunnydale, leaving only a few straggling singles behind.  This small group is who we'd get to choose from if we actually showed up in the Buffyverse.  Now that you know who your realistic Sunnydale mate is, scroll down to the picture, read the blurb, be glad Snyder wasn't on the list of possibles.  Feel free to keep the picture of your new 'special friend' and link back to the test at http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=dateBuffy

You would be able to date Willy the Snitch

Yes, he's got a voice like the hamburgler and his hair's receding.  But man, just look at how wound up the guy is-- if he ever got laid, he'd worship the ground his girl/boy/otherfriend walked on.  Not at all a bad catch in Sunnydale (unless you're checking out the hotties on Revelo Drive).

You would be able to date Sophie

All right, all right, so she's a little socially inept and she smells like a doublemeat burger-- but Sophie's not a bad catch at all.  She doesn't have acne, and seeing as how she works with grease all day, that's pretty impressive.  Anyway, it'll give you two lovebirds something to talk about on your many dates.

You would be able to date Justine

She may be a little unbalanced-- psychotic wouldn't be a totally inappropriate word-- she may have attempted to murder perfectly decent people, and she may have killed her last steady, but hey, he who can throw the first stone (or something like that)-- right?  Anyway, you know she likes violence (preferably when it's directed at her), so you won't have to fret overe where to take her on your first date.

You would be able to date Holtz

Some people love a guy who's really able to focus on getting what he wants-- and you could be one of them!  Don't worry about him being dead, that never seems to stop (or even slow down) anyone in the Jossverse.  Holtz is a charismatic leader-type, and also-- he's English.  You two should be very happy together.

You would be able to date Clem

He's sweet, he's considerate, he's probably got a ton of kittens at home (always a good sign)-- Clem's practically the best catch in all of Sunnydale, and he's yours.  Extra bonus: this sexy beast doesn't mind showing a little extra skin.

You would be able to date Andrew

Once you earn this man's devotion, you'll never be able to get rid of it.  This is the long haul guy, and he's all yours.  Okay, yes, he's on the lam, but just think how exciting your life will be together.  And sex with a man who has the ability to summon a succubus from the netherworld is bound to be interesting.

You would be able to date Harmony

Harmony may not be 'the perfect mate' but who is, really?  Behind those vacant eyes and incessant babbling is a needy girl looking for love-- or maybe blood.  Or maybe the spring fashions.  Anyway, she's cute and she's got a great body, plus, she's unlikely to be unfaithful, so you two should be quite happy together.  She can turn you, and you can call her 'sire.'

You would be able to date Uncle Rory

Welcome to the exciting world of the taxidermist's wife (or husband, or favorite throw rug, or whatever).  Rory mostly likes women-- all women.  Almost as much as he likes his peppermint schnappes-- which is why you can be sure you'll never have to worry about bad breath at bedtime.

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