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Hellow Peeps! =) Here are the official results for all the sparktests i've taken(the funnests tests there is out there!). * latest stuffff  * I've taken the Spark Tests! Purity Test: down from 61% to 58% pure(hey..i could be worse!) Personality Test(Aug. 30,2000): EXPERIMENTER (Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker ) Like just 3% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.  In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it. You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?  Death Test: March 06, 2026..most likely of cancer(34%)..huh? i don't even smoke! Un-Intelligence Test: 67% Un-Intelligent (significantly higher than the current average of 60%) which is good cuz...  "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.  "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.  "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."   AND The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19! The Sex Test:The info on my 5 future sex partner(s):  0 of them will be female   4 of them will be male  And I will actually love 2 of them!   It is very likely that I'm a passionate kisser. The Slut Test: 23% slutty, which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the 369,184 test takers so far: I'm sluttier than 13% of the world.  I'm cleaner than 86% of the world.  The Wealth Test: Based on inflation, taxes, the anticipated world economy, melting icecaps, free love, the global yeast war of 2017, the Canadian depression of 2021, and your personal financial outlook, I can expect to be worth one million dollars at...43 years old The Love Test: a Love Rating of 82% the remaining 18% is essentially Lust and Sexual Greed. Morality (6)   Love Experience (6)   Sex Experience (6)   Intelligence (7)  "Congratulations! We think you should stay in your relationship. A rare percentage of test takers achieve this award. However, based on your levels of satisfaction and fulfillment, it seems like you're a very lucky person. Keep being happy!" Ass Quiz: 35 % meaning "I'm not adventurous enough!" Greed Test: 43% greedy Of the 349,370 test takers so far:  7% are as greedy as you.   16% are less greedy than you.   77% are greedier than you.  Pregnancy Test:  According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 3 children. Here are some stats about your next one: Sex: female Birth weight: 17 lbs. 12 oz. Length at birth: 7 inches Chance of mangling birth-defect: 6% Most likely defect: no head Bitch Test: (i thought i would score higher!) you are certifiably:  43% bitch! which is higher than the worldwide average 38%  How others compare:   2% (same as you)    30% (bitchier than you)    68% (less bitchy than you)  Of the 1,678,767 test takers so far:   55% cheated in a relationship    52% can use a gun     52% forget birthdays     45% been in a catfight     42% blamed a friend for farting     33% gnawed during oral sex     28% wear lots of hairspray     16% stomped on someone with high heels  The bitchiest age group so far is 29 year olds. 29 year olds average 40% bitchy.  Women who like the taste of beer are more likely to cheat on their boyfriends. Canadian women(that's me!) are more likely to consider themselves successful. Girls with tattoos like authority less.  Girls who sleep with married men are more likely to forget their friends' birthdays.