|Who else deserves a page...
More ALL ABOUT MILES! (in Jenny's words)
|12/05/00 - Ok, so I'm probably the only person in the world who would have this kind of page on her website. A tribute to Miles. Here are the reasons why he sucks, in no particular order:
1.) He's a grouch.
2.) He's MEAN!!
3.) He insults his wife & friends.
4.) He yells.
5.) He's pretty anal retentive.
6.) He's a sore LOSER!
7.) He sends me his dried crusty blister
8.) He sends me his broken off toenail.
9.) He's GREEDY!! He won't even let me eat one of his nutter butter cookies in peace!!!
Added by Shirley the Barber:
7.) He makes Shirley cry!
8.) He's a liar, liar pants on fire!!!
9.) He calls me (AT MIDNIGHT) to collect on his Christmas gift the same day he finds out that my grandfather died.
Now, to be fair, here are reasons why I'm friends with him:
1.) He's got really cool parents.
2.) He's got a really cool sister.
3.) He's got a really cool wife!
4.) His barber is AWESOME!
5.) He's always online. (Did you know you can HEAR him yelling in his Instant Messages??)
6.) He usually listens to me whine & complain, then procedes to tell me to quit whining & complaining.
7.) He washes my car.
8.) He CRACKS me up!!
1. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER: two weeks notice with sandra bullock and hugh grant
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Playboy April 2003 issue. Is that considered a book?
3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? In my household, I am the current and reigning Trivial Pursuit Last 20 Year Edition, Scrablle and Candyland CHAMPION. Although my favorite game is nekkid twister but Aya never wants to play.
4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Like you have to ask? See my answer to question 2.
5. FAVORITE SMELLS? My pee after eating lots of asparagus. Why does it smell so much? Bizarre.
6. COMFORT FOOD(S): as homer simpson would say, "yuummm...pizza...douhnuts."
7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? farting when the twins play the pull my finger game with me.
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Having only 2 bucks in your wallet, your ATM card not working, your wife telling you she is going out for 12 hours and that she will leave you 20 bucks for lunch and dinner and then NOT....thus me starving all day. thank god for jack in the boxx .99 cent menu.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? is today saturday?? if not, who the hell thought up this work concept 5 days a week. why aren't work weeks 2 days a week and weekends 5 days a week? and then, "damn birds...i beat you this year!!"
10. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? Lamonica's pizza
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: Girl: n/a. brentt told me if my nut suck hangs lower i have boy sperm, so when i decide to have kids i am only doing it if i have boy sperm in my sack! Boy: Miles Jr. by the way, Maria said she going to name her Boy: Miles SERIOUSLY.NO JOKE. I DO RULE!! I TOLD ALL YOU GUYS MILES IS A GREAT NAME. ONLY MARIA LISTENED!!
12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? besides myself?? water. no water and we would be dead.
13. FINISH THE STATEMENT, "IF I HAD LOTS OF MONEY, I WOULD....become a rapper and that way i could make hella cool videos with hot chicks in my videos.
14. DO YOU DRIVE FAST? Is 100 - 120 mph fast?
15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? hey, let's not go there. aya may be stuffed but she is no animal!.
16. YOUR TYPE OF STORM? I like the Halle Berry Storm in the movie X-Men
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? green...it is the color of money
18. FINISH THE STATEMENT, "IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO work on my tan in tahiti
19. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? yes
20. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? bright red like this font
21. GLASS, HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? half empty because aya would drink my full glass...thus leaving it half empty.
22. HOW MANY DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN? just one. culver city
23. FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX? i imagine the playboy mansion.a gratto, lots of scantiliy clad women with surgically enhanced floatation devices, a 6-1 ratio of girls to guys...does it get more relaxing than that?
24. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? nba and logan tom playing volleyball.
25. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS......Maria, because she said she would name her boy MILES.
26. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? carpet
27. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU EMAILED THIS TO, WHO'S THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? no one will reply back to this.
28. LEAST LIKELY? no one. i only replied back because Maria said I would be the least likey.i am doing this out of spite. so i guess i should say least likely would be: aileen, carlynn, amy, jenny, aya, shirley, sandy, tiffany...the list goes on...
29. WHO DO YOU HATE? Jenny. Always hate jenny. No reason...just a natural instinct...she is crummy...and it 8 days she will be crummy and OLD!! OLD.