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Ok, so...I've been really remiss in retelling my work tales.  Today I decided to do something nice for my group and organize a little potluck for this Friday...read on...

Ladies & Gentlemen:

It has been quite a while since we've had our culinary skills (or ordering skills) put to the test.  Please mark your calendars for a Sales Administration Potluck this Friday. 

Here are the options:

1.)                 Appetizer/finger food/dip
2.)                 Main
3.)                 Side Dish (Salad - 1 only)
4.)                 Dessert (1 only)

Please let me know what you're going to bring.  It's a first come, first serve basis.  As much as I know you'd like to see my famous blackened chicken again, I think I'll draw upon my VAST culinary capabilities and make something else.  I know you'll all be waiting in anticipation!!  Jack - I'll save TWO helpings for you!!

Jen
Response #1 (from jack, my VP):  Does blackened chicken mean burnt chicken because I can certainly make that too. Put me down for vending machine potluck. Whatever you guys want out of the machine. I recommend the Snickers bars.

Response #2 (from Michael, my goofy boss): What will you burn err, I mean blacken, this time?

Response #3 (same as above):  Actually, I will take care of the desert - Homemade Frozen Mayonnaise Popsicles.

       
My Response: Michael - you're not invited anymore.

Response #4 (same as above):  No really, seriously - How about Spamburger Helper - Taco flavored.

       
My Response: I really dislike you immensely. Go away.

Response #5 (same as above):  
Vienna Sausage Balls???

       
My Response: GO AWAY!!!!!!

Response #6 (same as above):  One More Desert Option - Velveeta Cheese Milkshake (also good with tortilla chips)


This is the environment that I am faced with.  Please sympathize with me.