| MBJ's Comedic Quotes! |
| "I like to quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation." -George Bernard Shaw "The more I drink the better it gets!" -Anonymous National Science Foundation Grant Recipient "I didn't even realize that it was sunday until the liquor store closed." -Michael Baker, Jr., on the perception of time when one is unemployed. "Time flies when you're setting a clock." -Michael Baker, Jr., struggling with daylight savings time "Nothing's illegal as long as you don't get caught." -Anyone who has ever used file sharing software "Bees are shitty roommates." -Jennifer Studer, on having a swarm of bees invade her apartment "Mahogany is a red wood, it's red like blood, it's red like shame." -Greenpeace Amazon campaigner Paulo Adario with a nonsensical comment on the export of protected mahogany. "You can't make 500 copies of a grapefruit original." -Michael Baker, Jr., On making copies of a piece of paper onto which I spilled some grapefruit juice. |
| OK, so some of these are quotes from me but I don't think that George Bernard Shaw would have a problem with that! |