| MBJ's Random Thoughts! |
| You know how your hand smells right now? That's what it smells like in here. Good ideas and Puddin' Yogurt in your pants, shaving otters, and monkeys flinging poo! |
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| More beans? That's your answer to everything. They had couch potatoes in the 16th century, they were called quadrapalegics. This sentence is true. This sentence is false. Welcome to your new home! I hope that you like razors. ...which if true means we'll all die horrible deaths in a sea of rancid mayonaisse. God bless those athiests. Nothing gets you started in the morning like trout! Because it's never too early for a forty. I want to make a pillow filled with my own beard stubble. I think that it would be paradoxically soft. Why ask why? Try the business end of this revolver. Bunnies are cute...until you find them sitting in your creamed spinach. Commit random acts of kindness? I think that people should just commit random acts. That would make this world a much more interesting place. No, it's OK. If they were really psychic, they would never trip on anything. Teach your kids to swear, it's kind of funny. Wal-mart, mecca of capitalism. What did you do last saturday night besides launching eggs and plastic mexicans into the forest? Chainsaws are for sissies! Back in my day we could get the job done with an olive fork and a can of tomato soup! Is this that show about scuff marks? Swing low sweet chariot...but not too low. 11:00 is the cloning hour! (meat stapler sold separately) I have a craving for corn. |
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