Knee Deep in the Retarded
10 Second IQ Test:
|Q: What's grosser than gross?
(Remember that from third grade?)
A: Two eels screwing in a bucket of vomit.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: The new set of Daily Demos from Mbeanis N. Alzin and Pure Greed Records. This disc contains 21 high quality demo songs. As if that wasn't good enough, LIMITED TIME ONLY:This now also contains the "Excess Reel EP," 8 additional mind-blowing songs and alternate versions. That's 29 brand new songs for one unbeatably low price!
But wait, there's MORE!
While supplies last, get a free bonus gift shipped with every package. That's right, a mysterious bonus gift. Oohhh.... could it be pizza crust? Dead batteries? Anthrax?
To find out if you qualify for a free shipment, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org . Good luck, home skillet.