This beautiful love song was inspired by animals... as you might have guessed. If only people were this honest to each other more often, the world would be a better place. Beastiality Blues Well I've never gone in for beastiality, but I would if you were a horse No, I've, I've  never gone in for beastiality, but I would if you were a horse. It's illegal in my nationality, but it'd be worth it for your your torso... Oh you're fine. Oh if you were a pig, well, then you could be my sort Yeah, if you were a pig, you could be my sort, I'd have bacon in bed everyday, yeah, from now until the autumn... Hmmmm you're tasty. Yeah, if you were a penguin, well I could make you fly Yeah, if you were a penguin, I said now that, I could make you fly Well I'd fire you're antarctic engine and set you down in Cairo... Oh your hot!
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