Oh I have left in the guitar chords so you can have the full musical experience. But to get the FULL experience you really should play it after a night of wine and beer and watching the following films: Spinal Tap, Detroit Rock City and The Rocky Horror Show. Then you'll know the full extent of where this song can take you.
Canine Concubine
F G
Dogman leave your cat food at home
Play catch and give the dog a bone.
(Not literally.)
(Chorus.)
A Bb E G
Labrador, Alsatian, Saint Bernard, Dalmatian.
Border Collie, your lover, British Bulldog under cover.
(Chords as above)
Richard passed out on the floor below
Resting hazy from a canine show,
Dreaming of dogs and the cats they’d chased
Barking mad at the human race.
(Chorus.)
Labrador, Alsatian, Saint Bernard, Dalmatian.
Border Collie, your lover, British Bulldog under cover.