M&S&M
Since this time of year has gone all festive once again,
Thought I'd buy some presents for my family and friends
Thought my gran might like something from good old marks and sparks
a selection box of chocolates some white, some milk and some dark
But i went in there, what did I see
Their latest line of clothing, just behind the lingerie yeah
S&M from M&S, they know how to do it best
Get your whale bone corset get your skin tight leather dress
They have chains and whips for women with wider hips
They got gloves and masks for men who like those other tasks
M&S do S&M
They cover all markets, they don't want to offend
age range is stated as 18 to 100
their leathers made from fair trade cows to keep chris martin buying
And now he whips that paltrow lass until they both start crying
so if you're stuck for presents this year
don't give up just yet,
it's only 15.99 for their started box set yeah
S&M from M&S a present that will impress
Get your see through thong get your studded chainmail verst
They do good quality rope in a deal they call tie and grope yeah
They can make you scream with pleasure for all their adult leisure wear
M&S do S&M
S&M from M&S, they know how to do it best
Get your whale bone corset get your skin tight leather dress
They have chains and whips for women with wider hips
They got gloves and masks for men who like those other tasks
S&M from M&S a present that will impress
Get your see through thong get your studded chainmail verst
They do good quality rope in a deal they call tie and grope yeah
They can make you scream with pleasure for all their adult leisure wear
S&M from M&S, M&S do S&M
M&S do S&M, S&M from M&S
S&M from M&S, M&S do S&M
M&S do S&M, S&M from M&S
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