Warehouses... Are you afraid? You should be!
	The Chronicles of the Warehouses Originating in Far Eastern suburbs of Stockport, these once thought to be mythical beast have once again begun the unforgivable acts of sheer violence which made them infamous during the industrial revolution. It has angered many of the residents of the aforementioned football town. One resident, who requested to remain nameless, said 'It's terrible, I can't let my kids play in the graveyards at night anymore.' The first reported accounts of such beasts go as far back as 1657 where a boy named Sam was discovered, on every full moon after his 13th birthday, transforming into a factory storage facility. Sam was confined at the age of 22 and many tests were done, many of which were most inhumane. It was discovered that he had no recollection of his transformations but often found himself lying naked in an industrial 'greenbelt' area. The test also proved that these menacing beasts could be stopped when penetrated by pure silver, though the idea that garlic may stop them is preposterous, everyone knows that is for vampires and obviously they don't exist, the idea of an un-dead person living off others blood  is ridiculous.
				Probably the most vile story about the warehouses was when 4 of them cornered Mr John Graham, of Reading, in 1927. Mr Graham, a 1st world war veteran, was trapped by the warehouse whilst returning from a day in London. Mr Graham was then brutally manufactured by 2 of them while the other 2 kept watch. From this incident it was decided that they hunt in packs, 3 of the 'Graham Warehouses' were later captured and destroyed but the ringleader, who on a full moon takes on the evil disguise of a Bramley apple packing warehouse, has to this day not been captured. It has been proved that many famous people have been 'turned' into warehouses, simply having your blood shed in the workshop of another warehouse is enough to make you transform into such a factory at the next full moon. Examples of such people are: Elvis, Harry Ferguson, (recently voted greatest Briton ever) Winston Churchill, Jack the Ripper, Walt Disney and it is believed Rolf Harris is one but it has not yet been proved. Many are beginning to speculate that he is the dreaded 'Bramley factory' from the 'Graham Case'.