Sumo Bobby - the inspiration for most things in this life - inspired this album and therefore I felt the need to give his title track the top billing.

Sumo Bobby

He's come to save our world
(The wieght of 40 killer whales)
To save the boys and Girls
(The dominant alpha male)
He wrestles evil to the floor
(Drinks lots of real ale)
But always leaves them wanting more
(the Sumo Holy Grail)

Sumo Bobby is the coolest man in town
Everybody cheers when Sumo is around
Sumo Bobby is the coolest man in town
Everybody cheers when Sumo is around

He's come to save our world
(With shades of darkest black)
To save the boys and Girls
(He's a God in the sack)
He wrestles evil to the floor
(He's cool, he's not whack)
But always leaves them wanting more
(In his Sumo love shack)

Sumo Bobby is the coolest man in town
Everybody cheers when Sumo is around
Sumo Bobby is the coolest man in town
Everybody cheers when Sumo is around

He's come to save our world
(Wears shirts of dragon art)
To save the boys and Girls
(Blood pressures of the chart)
He wrestles evil to the floor
(His beard looks awfully smart)
But always leaves them wanting more
(Let the Sumo psycho start)

Sumo Bobby is the coolest man in town
Everybody cheers when Sumo is around
Sumo Bobby is the coolest man in town
Everybody cheers when Sumo is around
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