This used to be a nice song about throwing up at little chef, I changed that over the summer, guess I thought this was nicer. I nearly called it 'the perfect relationship' but that wouldn't fit on the sleeve properly. Tiffany I took my scalpul and I cut open her chest I took my pliers and training did the rest, My mind it wandered it was in mortician overdrive I looked down and what I saw it made my eyes come alive She was a beauty her skin white as a sheet Here face was cold, but she just looked asleep I never thought I'd find someone who made me feel like this She didn't mind my touch, didn't move from my kiss Yes, she's dead but that doesn't bother me, You take what you can get when you work in a mortuary I thought I saw her smile on the ride back home I made a bed in the freezer, she seemed to prefer the cold, She didn't talk much, she didn't have to, I could tell from her unblinking eyes that she was in love too It's been 6 years now since we first met, I may be married with 3 kids but I will never forget I still go and see her every few days To lie in her arms in a cold sexual haze I love my darling Tiffany And I hope when I die I'm able to make someone else just as happy.
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