Tom's Hareem
There's 57 women
At least 6 in every room
And he bought them from their parents
With money from the stock trade boom
Yeah, they keep things neat and tidy
They even clean his shoes
So he's the smartest pimp that you've ever seen
And I know you'rve seen a few
He'll buy your mother
He'll buy your sister too
He bought that girl you fancy
And your Auntie Sue
He'll buy your mother
He'll buy your sister too
He bought that girl you fancy
And your Auntie Sue
Well he keeps them fit and healthy
Yeah, he goes through them every week
And he seperates the ugly ones
From the ones that he wants to keep
The he gets his Casio keyboard while
They get a bikini wax
And then they all dance for him
As he plays them his latest tracks
He'll buy your mother
He'll buy your sister too
He bought that girl you fancy
And your Auntie Sue
He'll buy your mother
He'll buy your sister too
He bought that girl you fancy
And now he's coming for you
So if theres a girl you fancy
Well, you'd better get in there quick
Or Tom will have her away from you
With his hat and his pimping stick
He'll take her to his mansion
And have her locked away
And then he'll have his ginger way with her
Every 9th Saturday
He'll buy your mother
He'll buy your sister too
And now he's coming for you