I think this is my first song with swearing in it, I kindof regret that, but it was part of the rhyme. By the way, this isn't written about a real life event, well it was, but it's not about me, don't get the wrong idea.

Sleeping With Your Wife

Well I've been sleeping with your wife
Yes, I've been sleeping with your wife
Yes, I've been sleeping with your wife
Almost every day and night,
Let me tell you it was shite

So I tried sleeping with your daughter
Yes, I tried sleeping with your daughter
Yes, I tried sleeping with your daughter
I know I shouldn't have outta,
Let me tell you that was shite too

I think it runs in the family

So I tried 'em both together
Oh yes I tried 'em both together
I said I had them both together
Expecting stormy weather
Let me tell ya it was good

Well don't you go a-hating
No don't you go a-hating
Oh don't you go a-hating
They didn't take much persuading
Like they'd done it all before

Yeah, I had 'em both together
Oh yes I had 'em bother together
Well I had 'em bother together
They both wore matching leather
Let me tell ya it was good
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