| What if the "What If's" Come Into Play? |
| what do i want to do with my life? ive been asked this by many, but never took it seriously. if you knew me, youd know that the answer to this questions is "make movies, write movies, fuck with your head." in fear of being a pessimist, what if this whole hollywood movie deal doesnt work out for me? what am i gonna do for the rest of my life? well... here we go: - what i wanna do *reason being ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - join the army * if i got nothing else to do for 5 years of my life, i might as well serve as a sharpshooter or assassin or something. ill be doing my country a favor, i get money at the end of everything, and ill get buff for all them ladies out there. so joining the army is a possibility if the movie thing doesnt work out, but most likely not. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - pre school teacher * i dont have time to become a real teacher because that means i actually have to learn something in college. pre school teaching doesnt seem that hard: "nap time class." "make sure you finish your snacks and drinks." "tomorrow is show and tell." "please get your finger out of there." see, i would just have to be redundant for the whole year. ill have all these little kids calling me "teacher." i mean, of course ill have to teach them their abc's and counting to 10, but i know how to do that already. the moneys not great, but the satisfaction of knowing that these kids will have no idea what affect youve had on their lives should be worth it. hidden gratitude... gotta love it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - priest * this is my number one choice if the whole movie thing doesnt go according to plan. if you know me, you know that im outspoken when it comes to my dislike of going to church, so why would i become a priest, right? well put it this way. im not alone when i say "going to church is boring, it sucks, i fall asleep" blah blah blah. when i become a priest, i could change all that. i could be a fun guy (at times), so im saying why dont i use that humor to honor god. on one hand, ill attract more people to the church and on the other hand, ill be a shoe-in in heaven, and ive always wanted to go there. but on the third hand, what if im not as funny or good of a priest as i thought i would be. then id be stuck in the priesthood. bored. not attracting people. not getting laid. eh, oh well, im all good with that. so lets just hope i get into the movies, right? |