Chicken Soup for the Cynic
* in an attempt to keep this site alive and new, i added a section... and i dont really know what i'm doing *
To those who think there is still hope:

That Which Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger... For Something That Will Eventually Kill You

To those who choose to rebel against conformity:

When The World Turns Its Back On You, Turn Your Back On The World, Then Get Stabbed In The Back

To those who think hard work pays off:

It's Funny How The Assholes Of The World Get Rewarded While You Still Get Nothing

To those who believe in trust:

A Secret Could Be Kept Amongst Three People... If Two Are Dead

To those who believe in maintaining health:

Run, Work Out, Don't Smoke, Don't Drink, Die Like Everyone Else.

To those who believe in abstinence:

None Of Us Are Virgins.  We All Get Fucked By Society.

To those who believe in holding on to love:

Losing A Love Is Like Taking A Shit.  The More You Hold On, The More It Hurts.  Once You Let Go, It Feels Fucking Good.

To those who believe in equality for all men:

All Men Are Created Equal, Except If You're Rich, And White, Then You Are A Little More Equal Than Others.

To those who think anything is possible:

If At First You Don't Succeed, You're Probably Doing It All Wrong

*** MORE TO COME ONCE MY NOGGIN STARTS WORKING AGAIN ***
we all know of the proverbs that give little influential bullshits about how to live life and be grand.  well heres the cynics view of everything ever thought of positive