Abridged Script for "The Debut"
BASCO BRO # 15
Waaahhh!  Daddy!  I want to go to art school!  Waaahhh!

FOB FATHER
No!  No galabanting!

BASCO BRO #15
Fine, I will go out with my white boy friends tonight and make a mockery of our family by not attending my sister's pseudo-debut party!  Waaahhh!


GENE (the director)
I am so fucking cool!  I wrote and directed this all filipino movie by myself and my rich parents!  Who wants me?


IGNORANT WHITE GIRL
You eat dog!

WHITE BOY FRIEND
Let's get out here and go to your sister's party, Don Tabasco.

BASCO BRO #15
It's Dante Basco!

WHITE BOY FRIEND
Yeah, whatever.


BASCO BRO #88
Look, nigga.  I got a gun, nigga.

BASCO BRO #71
Damn, nigga.  Dope shit, nigga.

BASCO BRO #40
Damn, pinoy!


GENE
I've used every single Basco brother alive!  I am a genius!


JOY BISCO
I hate my boyfriend Basco Bro #88.  He hurts me.  You want to compare hand sizes, Don Tabasco?

BASCO BRO #15
It's Dante Basco!

JOY BISCO
Yeah, whatever.

FOB LOLO (grandfather)
You are a disgrace!  You deliver mail!

FOB DAD
Waahh!  You're the worst dad ever!

WHITE BOY FRIEND
You know, Don Tabasco?  Although you are a Filipino who is greatly misunderstood and underrated as an artist, I do consider you a worthy friend.

BASCO BRO #15
Yeah, whatever.


BASCO BRO #15
Dad!  I want to go to art school!

FOB DAD
No!

BASCO BRO #15
Dad!  I want to go to art school!

FOB DAD
We'll see.

FOB MOM
Hurry.  We're late for church.


GENE
I am a pioneer!  The Debut pertains to the girl's party and our first filipino movie!  I love me... I mean, Filipinos!  Hooray!


INDIAN AUDIENCE MEMBER
I do not get this movie, my friend.
INT. BASCO HOUSEHOLD










INT. CUTTINGROOM FLOOR




INT. WHITE PARTY











INT. SISTER'S DEBUT










INT. CUTTINGROOM FLOOR



INT. SISTER'S DEBUT








CUT SCENE:





CUT SCENE:






INT. BASCO HOUSEHOLD
















INT. CUTTINGROOM FLOOR




INT. THEATRE