| Abridged Script for "The Debut" |
| BASCO BRO # 15 Waaahhh! Daddy! I want to go to art school! Waaahhh! FOB FATHER No! No galabanting! BASCO BRO #15 Fine, I will go out with my white boy friends tonight and make a mockery of our family by not attending my sister's pseudo-debut party! Waaahhh! GENE (the director) I am so fucking cool! I wrote and directed this all filipino movie by myself and my rich parents! Who wants me? IGNORANT WHITE GIRL You eat dog! WHITE BOY FRIEND Let's get out here and go to your sister's party, Don Tabasco. BASCO BRO #15 It's Dante Basco! WHITE BOY FRIEND Yeah, whatever. BASCO BRO #88 Look, nigga. I got a gun, nigga. BASCO BRO #71 Damn, nigga. Dope shit, nigga. BASCO BRO #40 Damn, pinoy! GENE I've used every single Basco brother alive! I am a genius! JOY BISCO I hate my boyfriend Basco Bro #88. He hurts me. You want to compare hand sizes, Don Tabasco? BASCO BRO #15 It's Dante Basco! JOY BISCO Yeah, whatever. FOB LOLO (grandfather) You are a disgrace! You deliver mail! FOB DAD Waahh! You're the worst dad ever! WHITE BOY FRIEND You know, Don Tabasco? Although you are a Filipino who is greatly misunderstood and underrated as an artist, I do consider you a worthy friend. BASCO BRO #15 Yeah, whatever. BASCO BRO #15 Dad! I want to go to art school! FOB DAD No! BASCO BRO #15 Dad! I want to go to art school! FOB DAD We'll see. FOB MOM Hurry. We're late for church. GENE I am a pioneer! The Debut pertains to the girl's party and our first filipino movie! I love me... I mean, Filipinos! Hooray! INDIAN AUDIENCE MEMBER I do not get this movie, my friend. |
| INT. BASCO HOUSEHOLD INT. CUTTINGROOM FLOOR INT. WHITE PARTY INT. SISTER'S DEBUT INT. CUTTINGROOM FLOOR INT. SISTER'S DEBUT CUT SCENE: CUT SCENE: INT. BASCO HOUSEHOLD INT. CUTTINGROOM FLOOR INT. THEATRE |