standup

Girl: "Why is it when a guy goes out and fucks three chicks, he is praised? Why is it when a girl goes out and fucks three guys, she is ridiculed?
Nate: "Why is it that you complain when a female's expectations are up and beyond what a male's expectation is? Why do you feel as if it is unfair?"

honestly ladies... why do you complain when more is expected from you? dont you know that your dignity and integrity is held up while the male populations dignity and integrity are basically non-existent? think about it. women have the upper hand here. like my old buddy woody harrelson once said, "Guys are the gas. Girls are the brakes." girls are in control and yet you still bicker and argue for womens rights. why? "when i sleep with numerous men, i want to be praised as well!" how does that make you sound? even asking the question, "why is it when a guy fucks hes praised but when a girl fucks shes disgraced?", should have the listeners asking questions themselves. is the girl who just asked that question upset because she wants to have sex with numerous partners? is the girl who just asked that question a bed hopper? does the girl want to experiment with sex? ... and so forth.

now from my extensive research, i have come to the conclusion that women only fight for womens rights (being able to be called "playettes", et cetera) when it benefits them. women want to have sex. therefore, women want to be praised when they have sex. women want a say in government. therefore, we let them vote in 1920. fat women want bigger clothing. therefore, lane bryant. when was the last time you heard a woman complain that the military draft doesnt apply to them? when was the last time you heard a woman complain that she was too drunk to know what she was doing? you havent and you probably never will. but i digress. sluts and players right? okay.

sluts - people, not just women, that have too much sex. its grown into a different connotation now because of the changes in society. last time i checked, women were apart of society. so, women, in a sense, are responsible just as much as men are for the term "slut" to be applied to the female gender.

players - guys who sleep around. women should not be complaining. guys cannot control themselves. guys do not have the discipline. women must discipline us. oh yea, discipline us bad boys. discipline us hard ladies..... oh yea.

dont think that i made much sense? think that i was bias on the male perspective? then say something about it biotch!!! email NEMecija714@aol.com