| I Wish I Was Different |
| Nathaniel Knemis. January 16, 1984 - EHHH OOHHH AHHHH YES!!! October 16, 1984 - yfo - OW OW OW OW *POP* WAAHHHH WAHHHHHH!!! In 1984, the year of our Lord, the sixteenth day of the month of octovio, Nathaniel Knemis was introduced to the world via his mother's womb. sometimes, i wish i could go back to that tragic, tragic day 9 months prior to October 16, 1984 and tell my dad to wear a condom. but alas, here i am, in the flesh, in the gross, revolting flesh, standing here before you. i wish i was different. i wish i lived a life less ordinary with problems and drama like everybody else. but no, i dont have any relationship problems because i dont believe in them. i dont have mad beef with anyone because i hate almost everybody. i dont have any family issues because my family is just so motherfucking great. am i just being a sad, hypocritical cynic? do i want, no, do i long for a life action-packed with self-centered, petty drama revolving around the smallest bullshit? i guess so. the problems i have, i bring upon myself. the problems i want, ill never have because im too ordinary. God has granted me with the ability to be boring. i guess i should use that to the best of my powers eh? maybe its not the problems that im looking for. maybe its not the problems that i long for. maybe... just maybe... o yes... its the solutions that i want. i want problems just so that i could solve them with friends and family by my side. but i guess i should be grateful that everything has been layed out for me, step by step, prior to me living life. that sucks. Cmon God! Scare me! Surprise me! Do something! nope. so i'll sit here, in angst, waiting for something to come along. man this shits stupid, okay, seriously now... Name: Nathaniel Esmas Mecija but my friends call me nate so u could call me nathaniel Birthdate: October 16, 1984 School: Cal State Northridge Family: (cast of characters) Nick Mecija: the passive dad with a family and personal history that inspires his son to do something better in life Marilyn Mecija: the enforcing matriarch of the family, a bit on the emotional side but wants her kids to succeed in life Melissa Mecija: the overbearing older sister. sure she has her moments of arrogance, but its only because she knows whats best for her two little siblings. Marnee Mecija: the mixture between Nathaniel and Melissa. she shares a common bond with her brother and that common bond is weirdness and physical deformaties. Fish: all of them. dead. in the bacteria infested water. Lox: the dog. smells. ew. Annoyances: me, typical cliche hot girls (cuz i cant get with them cuz theyre too hot), fake ass people who pretend to be your friend but in reality are just using you to i dunno, girls with really really big boobs, guys who are too buff, pedestrians, drivers, everyone Quotes You'll Get Annoyed By If You're Around Me Too Much: "oh you know it" "well you know me" "sooooorry" "shut up you" "youre not cool" "i hate you guys" "i hate you so much" "i hate everybody" "dude...." And the One Quote That Everyone Should Live By Kinda Sorta Not Really: "That which does not kill you makes you stronger for something that will eventually kill you." |