How I'm Worth A Person's Salary
my plan for my junior year was to go to europe and study abroad.  that is not going to happen anymore.  why?  oh ill tell you why.

it took me only three years to do this, im not counting the countless amounts of money my parents have wasted JUNIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL TO PRESENT

Attended a Summer Seminar at the Academy of Arts in San Francisco
* tuituion and dorming - $5, 000
* spending money - $1, 000
= $6, 000

Attended Servite High School 11th Grade
* tuition - $6,000 +
* books - $300 +
* participating in a play - $100
= $6, 400

Junior Prom
* a date with a total bitch, bids and everything - $200 +
= $200 +

Adding Me To The Insurance
* no fucking idea, but i saved a little money because my gpa was 3.0 flat

Attended Servite High School 12th Grade
* tuition - $6,000 +
* books - $200 +
* participating in a play - $100
* taking a playwrighting class - (not sure) $500 +
= $6, 800

Went to Europe in the Summer of '02
* group cost - $2, 500 +
* spending money - $1, 000
= $3, 500

Worked on a movie in Salinas, CA
* gas money - $60 + going there
* spending money - $100 +
* plane ticket for my dad - $50 +
* gas money - $60 + going back
= $270

Got into an Accident - Rear Ended Someone
* deductible - $500
(parents didnt tell me the exact cost of repairs... probably so i wouldnt do a list like this)
= $500

Eagle Scout Cost
* to get professional help - $2, 000 +
(im not even counting all the years of boy scouts, yes im a boy scout you fuckers, and that amount is fucking a lot)

Going to CSUN instead of a commuter school
* a billion dollars
(im not gonna count this since it IS education but i woulda saved a lot of money if i went to long beach)

Getting Into Another Car Accident
* deductible - $500
* other drivers car - $ still pending
* property damage - $ still pending (i crashed into some dudes fence)
* lawsuits?

- so for sure, i have spent at least $26, 170 on a bunch of things that i didnt really need.  i didnt even count half of the stupid bullshit ive wasted my parents money on.  so this is why i am not going to europe my junior year in college.  fucking eh, ive spent more than joe millionaire makes and shit.  its not that my mom and dad are loaded, its that im just trigger happy when it comes to the wallet.  my sisters havent spent nearly as much as i have (they went to public schools for high school.)  but dont worry mom and dad, ill steal something worth $26, 170 so that i could repay you guys.