Excerpt from Putrid Forbidden
              **i thought of this theory under the influence.  dont drink or do drugs, kids.**

does god hate us?  does god love us and satan hate us?  if that was the case, then why would satan want us in hell?  i mean, if you hated someone, you wouldnt want them around for all eternity,
now would you?  stupid illogical satan.. when will he/she ever learn?  so for now, well assume that satan, too, loves us.

god = loves us.  satan = loves us.  both god and satan = wants our souls.  god = father of heaven.  so that would make satan.... what?  so, god = father and satan = mother.  our final judgment could be analogized as a custody battle between two fighting parents (god and satan) over their children
(us.)  custody almost always goes to the mother.  so if god is father and satan is mother, where
does that put us in the end?


for the fun of it, let us say that satan = father of hell.  now god = father and satan = father.  so in
the whole scheme of things, we have 2 fathers.  2 fathers and no mothers unless you count mary,
the virgin mother, but technically she is our grandmother because she was the mother of jesus,
who is also god.  (the whole trinity thing.)  so to recap this particular situation, god = father and 
satan = father.


this is where things get confusing.  in this whole universal, theoretical, celestial world, do we have
two fathers?  two fathers fighting over the custody of their children?  two fathers? two men?  zero women?  so if there are two men and no women fighting over us, does that mean that god and
satan are homosexual?  so this world along with the next are run by two, almighty and powerful,
faggots.

                                **please dont kill me for blasphemy god!  i love you!**
(u could see the origins of this theory on www.nemesisthatsme.blogspot.com)
i am so going to hell... or heaven... or wherever