| Quotable Quotes... |
| this will be just a bunch of random quotes by a bunch of random people. a lot of eavesdropping o yes indeed. so watch what you say!!! (sorry if i misquote you!!!) started 3/10//03 |
| "ew. i almost hit that car when i was driving. its so ugly. maybe i shoulda hit it." - a girl on the bus, talking about fellow FASA member Earl's car 3/10 |
| "youre fucking ass is ridiculous!" - chinwe 3/10 |
| "Fucking Assholes Set on Making Others Depressed and inEffective" - anonymous 3/10 |
| "damn, in high school i used to get all straight A's, now all i get is one-legged A's" - marc 3/16 |
| "i didn't mean to wipe a booger on you! i thought you were a tissue!" - me when purposely wiping boogies on my lil sis 3/15 |
| "can i tell you? i'm like an addict to your site like a whore on crack..." - adrienne 3/17 |
| "damn, this war shit is gonna go down for real. im goin to canada. i heard they have freaky chicks in canada." - random guy in the student lounge 3/18 |
| "i want some of your black, jungle love." - ron 3/18 |
| "with the upcoming war on iraq, some worry that the NCAA basketball tournament will not be played..." - CNN news correspondant 3/18 |
| "theres a rule that says you cant assasinate political figureheads. but like, if saddam accidentally runs into a bomb, then thats okay." - guy in my asian american studies class 3/20 |
| "you love me and want to marry me when i'm 37 so long as i'm unattached so i don't become an old maid and you'll finally get laid by someone other than yourself." - krystle 3/21 |
| "turn up some luther (vandross), put on some tetris... it'll take me 2 seconds, that regis (philbin) just does it for me!" - will 3/22 |
| "im not racist, but you have to watch out for blacks and mexicans." - the matriarch 3/23 |
| "have you ever given a girl a "strawberry shortcake"? what you do is shove your cock in her mouth, then you take it out and cum all over her face. then you gotta punch her in the nose and make it bloody and spread all that blood and cum over her face. a strawberry shortcake." - chrisp 3/25 |
| "why dont my arms have hair? its because hair doesnt grow on steel baby!" - luis when referring to his muscles 3/26 |
| "i'll call him up and say, do you want to have sex? if he says eh, then i'll say, just joking! if he says yes, then ... hahahaha" - mary j. 3/27 |
| "you gave a speech on what? feel a penis?" - andrea when referring to my FILIPINOS speech 3/28 |
| "you know who you look like, nate? freddy krueger..... no i mean jason! jason from friday the 13th!" - chris 3/29 |
| "oh, i know this is gonna end up in babies." - chinwe 3/29 |
| "yeah, just give us a couple minutes to think." "okay, that's cool. we close at 11." - smart ass, disgruntled taco bell worker when we were ordering food 4/15 |
| "so you like it tight?" "only when im in the mood" - mervyns employee asking me if i wanted a small shirt 4/17 |
| "dude nate, if i wasn't with will, and was a guy, and was gay, i'd be all over you!" - ashley 4/19 |
| "life is like a box of chocolates. i'm allergic to chocolate." - my cousin, gene gene 5/10 |
| "you're my homie, cuz when i'm with you, i feel at home." - corny cici 5/13 |
| "i bet you God didn't give me Curtis' body because i would take advantage." - razor when referring to curtis' excess of muscle 5/15 |
| "so you gonna party tonight? you need the 3 B's: Babes, Beers, and a Bed." - some old dude who owns a storage place 5/22 |