| ... Summer Crew |
| IT STARTED OFF LIKE THIS: In the summer of 2002, nate, michelle, david, will, ashley, ryan, jerus, peter, krystle, crystal, steve, loretta, maryanne, katrina, shally, charlene, christer, and angelic made up the everso gayly titled group, "The Summer Crew." It started off by Michelles cotillion in June 2002. A bunch of us hung out, a bunch of us had good times, it was fun back then. Many memories to talk about, but I don't feel like remembering the good times. Why? Oh I'll tell you why... Katrina's cotillion was next. This is when the bullshitting, trashtalking started. Michelle and Steve were NOT invited. DUN DUN DUN. I guess you could say this is where shit started to roll down hill. Why weren't they invited? I dunno. There were enough seats to sit 1,567 more people so you can't say it was too crowded. Maybe Katrina just didn't like Michelle and Steve. Maybe Katrina forgot to invite them. Maybe, just maybe, Katrina hated Michelle and Steve. But that's just assumptions yall... don't take me seriously ever right? Charlene's cotillion was after Katrina's. I didn't really care for this one. Fuck, I don't even know why I was in this one. I don't talk to Charlene. I don't even like the girl. Whatever the reason, the summer crew was LEAST present in this cotillion. So this whole event didn't really affect anybody. Volleyball. We played volleyball a lot. I guess you could say that's where we got closer and shit. Blah blah blah, fuck volleyball. Fuck it in the ear. Crystal's cotillion was the last cotillion in the summer of 2002. It actually took place while I was already enrolled in Cal State Northridge, the best school in the world kinda sorta not really. So everybody and their mama was in this fuckin cotillion, 36 people in the court, 7,699 guests, 1 drunk girl [FOR ME!!!], and a bunch of other people I could care less about. This was the last time the summer crew would kick it as one. So sad huh? Well...... IT ENDED OFF LIKE THIS: I guess whoever named us "The Summer Crew" was half right. While we weren't exactly a crew, we were for and only for the summer. Once college started, things faded. Katrina, Shally, Charlene, and Angelic didn't chill with us anymore. They're too cool I guess. Sub-groups separated us (i.e. Zesty [ Ryan, Peter, Jerus, Crystal ], Will's Crowd [ Will, Steve, Ashley, Krystle ], The High Schoolers [ Loretta, Maryanne, Christer ], and everybody else who weren't in these subgroups.) I could honestly say this... "Fuck the summer crew. Fuck them so hard that cum comes out of their ears and nose and mouth. Fuck them because of their trashtalking, bullshitting, talk behind your back motherfuckin ways. remember when i said i'd disappear? let's start now." DESCRIPTION OF EACH MEMBER: nate - very selective with friends... talks a lot but never backs it up... michelle - easily angered... self-proclaimed bitch... david - what's summer crew? cbk for life... will - only one to keep it real... ashley - full of pep, full of life, and will's girlfriend... ryan - indecisive... hypocritical at times... mad flirt jerus - could lean on his shoulder when you need it... peter - undercover pimp... don't really know much about him... krystle - could drop someone in a second... crystal - energized... jerus' girlfriend... steve - doesn't really know who he is... will's best friend and exact opposite... loretta - idiosyncratic... guy hater... maryanne - don't really know her... but know enough that she'd talk shit just like everyone else katrina - only kicks it when her UCLA friends ain't around... fuck you shally - doesn't understand hints... charlene - could give less of a fuck... christer - tries to be bad to no avail... angelic - too cool to kick it... but she's still cool Feel Free To Write An Entry Of Your Own, Diss Me Hardcore, And Try To Feel Better About Yourself OH YEAH, AND IF ANY OF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS, THEN FUCK YOU! NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL |