Updated APRIL 29, 2008

MarkBraun.com

Welcome to my private villa overlooking the River Styx

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends: EI used to work on MOVIE MARKETPLACE, INSIDE HOLLYWOOD and published FANBOY! Magazine and some other losers and like you, I love this slime. Why? Because we recognize the arrogance of wealth and we know that fame is wasted on popularity contests that today... are rigged. So, enjoy the linkorama, dear reader! Observe lives of luxury as they wallow in their pigpens!

Master Set of Links:

Baseball and Babes Links:

Old Timers' Baseball Association of Chicago Official Site: Discounted CUBS, SOX tickets to members!

Mark's Bettie Page page: If there's buzz about 1950's icon Bettie Page, they stole it from me, here.

George Ryan & George W Bush, Chicago, October, 2000

So, what did former Illinois Governor Ryan say when he bumped into George Bush? "Pardon me..."

Jeb Bush's Daughter Noelle Bush Arrest Photo

Well, speaking of showing some crack, Google Noelle Bush. Daughter of Florida's governor, Noelle has an interesting record. I dunno; maybe they can get her a book deal and send her to Africa, too...

One-Stop Gossip Links:

Best of the Blind Item Gossip!

Music you love but never heard or could figure out where it came from or who is was....

Evil Beet Gossip

Huffingtonpost.com: politics without mercy

2 Snaps

BuzzFlash political rants rock!

National Enquirer

Cinescape

E! Wanda's Page

Wizard Magazine: Buy Comics! Watch Cartoons! Live in your Mommy's basement!

HAHAHAHA! Somewhere in the UK, some guy is wearing his nazi helmut and watching for signs of the New World Order...while living in his mommy's basement.

Washington DC gossip blog

PerezHilton.com - flabby fop Mario Lavandeira lifts more than a grandma's DDD bra. He took on the name Perez, dyed his hair and got on VH1, but he's still fat and pimply and gettin' sued for stealing Britney's 2007 tracks.

New York Post Online Edition

Hollywood Reporter

CBS 2 Chicago

Urban Legends Debunked!

Report Street Date Violations of DVD Releases! Turn 'em in for Cash; I mean, WTF: rentals are a buck: why steal? Better yet, use Amazon.com's killer UNBOX with your TIVO and download movies and TV hits in HD: Tivo's UnBox rocks!!!

UK Sun Newspaper's Weirdest Stories

Movie Script heaven!

Are they real? you'll find out here! Bad plastic work on celebs! Yikes!!!

DRUDGE REPORT 2002® Ain't It Cool News Defamer Boing Boing: A Directory of Wonderful Things The Onion | America's Finest News Source NYPOST.COM Breaking News Media Links RONDO Awards site: the best in horror in print, film and everywhere else! all praise Famous monsters & thir children! The National Enquirer E! Online - Gossip - Wanda Live - 11/22/02 - Page 1 of 3 ABC7Chicago.com: Front Page CBS 2 Chicago : Your CBS 2 Team The Smoking Gun Welcome to E! Online Newsstand - Pioneer Press Daily Southtown: Serving Chicago area's Southland Welcome to SF.IRK.RU! The Internet Movie Database (IMDb). The Hollywood Reporter.com Awful Plastic Surgery

.:UNEASYsilence:. CNN.com BugMeNot.com FOX Chicago | Welcome to the new FOXCHICAGO.com onegoodmove: I thought these things might be clues reality blurred Automated Customer Service workaround! Free movie screenings and loose gossip Games for the workplace include WHACK YOUR BOSS and ASS HUNTER. Fun for the whole deranged gang! [ TV t a t t l e . c o m ] http://www.gapersblock.com/ Russian-run MP3 site with 19 cent tracks. Meet Ray, whose Chicago, Illinois Burlesque Updates are the best! CD Baby: Rare and obscure albums! /P>

Bit Torrents Links:

I do not advocate torrents to STEAL creative material and profits from their creators. But, if your TiVo missed a show or you're just curious about some new CD before you BUY it, you can hit them a lot of the time, through torrents, and try them, but please, BUY them! Don't waste your time downloading CAM'd movies that you'll be able to rent for a buck in two months. Downloading MP3s and movies takes away from the whole entertainment industry: how will we support the white trash habits of artisits like Britney Spears or endless lists of rap artists if you steal their stuff? You're CHEATING your favorite artists; the very people whose multimillion-dollar lifestyle permits their bodyguards to push nobodys like you around. If you really can't afford a ten buck CD, sell your fucking PC, disconnect your DSL and get a 2nd job to pay for your illegal addiction.

Michelle L'amour thanks voters

We love Neo Burlesque and Bloody Belle is awesome!

We dig RAY'S GUIDE TO CHICAGO BURLESQUE! Go there now!

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