The situation:
I love Pandora's belly. It is fat and pink and warm and I am not ashamed to admit that sometimes, I cannot resist the urge to kiss it. It's a puppy's belly, people. It smells like warm puppy and all that is good in the world. So with all the loving pride I feel, I turned to Katriina and said, "Isn't her fat belly disgusting?"--now let me just insert here that by "disgusting" I mean "warm puppy belly and all that is good in the world". It might have been an English problem. I don't know. So I was shocked when she replied that she thought it was indeed a little disgusting. Because it was pink skin covered in black fur. I hardly knew what to say. So I present the evidence and leave the judgement to you good people. Just remember a puppy's little heart is in your hands. Yes, I will tell her the results. |
