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Fluffer: Hey, peoples! Welcome to my first *official* Babbling! Today I'm accompanied by Marco, but(depending on how he behaves) in the future I'll be joined by others in the Animorphs cast. Marco: Feel priviledged--it's not everyday you get to hear the ramblings of an 18-year old with no social life outside her Animorphs support group. P>Fluffer: Speak for yourself, Marco! At least I'm real. Anyways, these babblings are for all the Ani-Freaks out there. You know who you are! You live in the world of Animorphs! You've spent hours with globes and atlases, trying desperately to figure out exactly where the Animorphs live. You're the die-hard Ani-Fans, the ones who will still be reading Animorphs at age 35 even though you're married and have children. Heck, you'll read Animorphs to your children. And though the rest of the world mocks you, you know Animorphs is an awesome book series. Marco: And you know why it's so awesome? It's because charming, handsome, cute, lovable, funny, and dare I say modest ME is in it. Fluffer: Yes, Marco. Keep dreaming that. The truth of the matter is, no author out there can compete with K. A.'s originality. Marco: You're just saying that because you don't want to admit that without me, the entire series never woulda took off. P>Fluffer: Umm...sure Marco. Moving on, does anyone else have an opinion on why Animorphs are so popular? Besides Marco, I mean? Marco: Hey! Well, what about suggestions to improve Animorphs? I've got a couple of ideas I'd like to see K. A. incorporate into the series. Fluffer: *grin* Incorporate? I didn't know your vocabulary included such big words, Marco. Marco: Ouch. That was low. You know, I didn't think it was possible, but you may be even more sarcastic than me. P>Fluffer: *innocent* What are you talking about? I wasn't being sarcastic...*malicious grin* Marco: I'm sure that somewhere deep..deep...DEEP in your heart you're really madly in love with me. Fluffer: Sure, Marco. And maybe someday the sky will fall, pigs will fly, and English profs won't give essays...but until then, no way, sorry, YOU'RE CRAZY. Marco: Yeah, right. Don't deny the fantasy. P>Fluffer: Whatever. Anywayz, getting back to our main topic, another reason why Animorphs is so cool is that it's fun to read. It's rarely ceased to surprise me, and it's always suspenseful and gripping. Marco: Suspenseful and gripping? What, now we're a Stephen King novel? Fluffer: Can you really compare yourself to Stephen King, or any other author for that matter? Marco: Hey, I could take him. I could take them all! P>Fluffer: Hah! You'd be in there 3 minutes and then you'd cry for help! Marco: Well, at least I'm not an almost 19 year old girl having a conversation with a ficticious character from a children's book series. Fluffer: Hey, I'm not in the looney bin yet. Marco: And that's exactly what's wrong with society today--too many wAcKoS running loose. They should lock 'em all up. P>Fluffer: Really? So you wouldn't be opposed to living in an asylum for the rest of your life? Marco: As if a mere nuthouse could contain me! Fluffer: You're right. You're more than any nuthouse could handle. Marco: Thanks...hey, wait a sec, was that an insult? P>Fluffer: Gosh, what do YOU think, Marco? Marco: Well... Fluffer: Look, Marco, you're scaring away the poor people who came to hear me babble. Marco: Hey, what time is it? P>Fluffer: About 6:45...why? Marco: Sorry, but I gotta get going! Fluffer: What's the hurry? Marco: I've got a date at 7 with this really HOT girl, and she- P>Fluffer: You mean you've got to go meet with Jake and the others? Marco: Urrr...yeah. Fluffer: Well, I guess it's time for me to be going, too. See ya laters, alligators! Marco: After whiles, crocodiles! |
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