Fluffer: You knew this day had to come. The day that the inhabitants of the Isle of One-Eyed Joe decided to have their own version of SURVIVOR. So here you are. The teams are as follows:

Fluffer: Because I'm on one of the teams, I can't be the judge, so we've asked Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries to officiate, since he was already on the island so he could do an episode on pirate ghosts. Robert, I leave the rest to you.

Robert: Thank you, Fluffer.

Marco: Fluffer, why'd the guy with the creepy voice have to come back?

Fluffer: Because it's fun to watch you cringe whenever he talks, Marco.

Robert: Ahem! *checks his watch* We should begin now. I've got to stake out ghosts in a couple of hours.

Fluffer: Please, continue.

Robert: As judge of this event, I must go over the rules. Every few days, the tribes will complete a task; the tribe that loses must vote off a player from their team. Once a tribe has lost three members, the two tribes will merge for the remainder of the game and compete for prizes and immunity from being eliminated. Right now, I will give you a few moments to meet your team members...

Rachel: How come they're named Scooby Doo, but Scooby Doo's on our team?

Ellimist: *calmly surveys the rest of the group* I will not interfere with human affairs...

Ax: *greeting Martha Stewart* I have seen your show on television. I have found it most enlightening. Is it really possible for humans to fill their homes with 50 kinds of pillows?

Martha Stewart: Why, yes, Ax, it is possible. Once this is over, why don't you come on my show, and I'll teach you how to make pillows out of Andalite fur?

Scooby Doo: Rwahr? Rwahr! Ware's Shraggy? *hides from Ax and Martha Stewart*

Cassie: You know, I think it's kind of odd how all the good-looking guys ended up on Fluffer's team...

Tobias: Darn it! I really wanted to be on Rachel's team...but then again, Fluffer's pretty cool.

Jake: Yeah, well, I'm gonna miss Cassie...

Marco: Gee, I wonder why? Could it be because you two are in LUV...? *runs away as Jake and Tobias try to hurt him*

Ewan McGregor: *walks up to Fluffer* Hello, Fluffer. I've been wanting to meet you for ages, but Marco's always said you're too busy.

Davy Jones: Yes, he told me the same thing. I've been here since March

Fluffer: Oh, really? I haven't been busy in months. I wonder why Marco would...Ewan? Davy? Hang on a sec, would you? ...MARCO!!!!

Marco: Yes, Fluffer?

Fluffer: Why didn't you tell me that EWAN MCGREGOR and DAVY JONES wanted to see me?

Marco: *Looks pleased with himself for a moment, then sees how angry Fluffer is* Um, uh...

Robert: Okay, now that you are all aquainted with each other, I will give you the first task. Drumroll please? ...No drumroll? Okay, spooky music?

Robert: You must create and perform a musical. Everyone in the tribe must sing. The one that I like best is the one that wins.