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| Matt Damon took my old job. (Originally posted as a blog entry for my myspace blog, and journal entry for my Hellz Fire journal, On June 1st, 2006.) Fade in, the other week ago, the first hot and miserable day of the year. My brother wanted to go and get a Blizzard at Dairy Queen. At first, I wasn't sure I wanted to go to D.Q., because the closest one was in El Paso (The D.Q. I used to work at.) Which I heard that after I quit, it became the most filthy Dairy Queen in the state (I was the cleaning guy). But I decided to go anyway, one; A Blizzard did sound nice at the time, and two; I wanted to see for my self how bad it got. So we drove up to the D.Q.. The first thing I noticed was that somebody was taking out the trash. This caught my attention because the guy just threw the bag over the fence which surrounded the dumpster. This used to piss me off when people did that because they would miss and I would have to clean it up. I couldn't see the guy too well, but I thought he looked familiar. We went inside, the place actually didn't look too much different from the time I worked there. We ordered our ice-cream, they were busy so it took a couple of minutes. And who did we see taking out front-line trash while we were waiting? Why it was Matt Damon, the star in The Bourne Supremacy. All I thought at the time was "Huh, Matt Damon is doing my old job." It wasn't until we lift that the comedy of it sunk in. Then I laughed my head, which really wasn't a good idea seeing that I was driving. But then a question popped in my head, "Why the hell is Matt Damon working Dairy Queen? El Paso's Dairy Queen none of the less?". Here are the theories: He's going to be in a movie where he plays a guy working at a filthy D.Q. or any other fast food place. He's in hiding. (In which case, I probably just sealed his doom.) He's just doing it for the hell of it. Celebrities are always doing weird things. Working off some sort of ticket, or something. He told an offensive Chuck Norris joke, and it really pissed off the real Chuck Norris. So he changed his identity, moved to El Paso, and started working at D.Q. because he couldn't get any other job else where. (Yet again, I may have just sealed his doom.) That's all of the theories I can think of right now. If you have a theory, please add yours now (by commenting). I'm going to try to track him down so I can get the real answer. Till Next Time, From A Place Where Nothing Happens. . . |
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