Andy Rooney Speaks... - about summertime *NEW*
An Open Letter to US Airways - Because of their gay
Grand Theft Auto III - A game memoir
Chattin' It Up with Alen Chao 4 - Quote Battle edition
Assassination Stage - Prequel to the most anticipated blockbuster of the year!
How to be the Perfect Pussy - It's one of the more ANALytic articles provided.
Aguilera Lyrics Analysis - Can't Hold Us Down - It's one of the more ANALytic articles provided.
Chattin' It Up with Alen Chao 3 - The new installment on the same joke.
Chattin' It Up with Alen Chao 2 - Another old article I found. *NEW*
Chattin' It Up with Alen Chao - An old article I found about me doing stuff in chat rooms.
How to Steal Successfully - Don't get your ass caught!
I'm A Comedian...? - Worst materials you'll ever hear...or read.
Pimpin' Times Five! - The most anticipated sitcom of the year! And I took it off!
Germination Stage - The most anticipated blockbuster of the year!
So You've Decided To Procrastinate - The title explains itself.
Why Japan Developed Tomogachi While We Sat and Watched Baseball Games - Okay, they did more than the development of Tomogachies...
Alen Chao's Awsome McPossum Summer Vacation - I get into some pretty interesting scenarios whilest vacationing in the backyards of America.
Awful Conversation, Part Uno - Never underestimate the power of stupidity.