TWIN PEAKS
The 1992 prequel, "Fire Walk With Me", suffered much of the same
fate as the second (and final) season of the TV show. Derided by critics as
uneven, it was completely ignored by a public who was buying "Who Killed
Laura Palmer?" T-shirts not that long ago. However Lynch's new film.
"Mullholand Drive", may hold the record for shortest-lived TV show to
be turned into a movie. After ABC failed to pick up or even air the series,
Lynch fashioned an "ending" onto the original pilot. And that's what
you'll be seeing this fall. Too bad. Lynch's best work is produced when his more
outré tendencies chafe against broadcast restrictions. Compare the lackluster
"Lost Highway" to the Disney-produced "Straight Story".
STAR TREK
The failed TV show didn't inspire anything but legions of deranged fans for
ten years after its cancellation. But one film sired another which inspired
another TV show (which lasted four years longer than the originals three season
run) which inspired more movies which inspired more series. Which inspired more
deranged fans. With so much inspiration spread so thin, I highly recommend the
documentary "Trekkies". Much like the Grateful Dead no piece of actual
art could be half as fascinating as the loons who follow (worship?) it.
Unfortunately it was released by Paramount (who also own all of the various Trek
franchises) so it doesn't rip into the freaks as hard as it could - but still
mind-bending how INTO IT these guys are. And watch out for Scott Bakula as Capt.
Kirk's grandfather on UPN this fall.
POLICE SQUAD!
People like to relax and turn off their brains when the watch TV. And for as
stupid as the typical Zucker-Arahms-Zucker production is (say,
"Airplane!") it does require that you really watch as the screen is
packed to the gills with those stupid jokes. That may explain why only six
episodes were produced. However several years after that show completely
disappeared off the cultural radar, the creators brought Leslie Nielsen back as
Frank Drebbin (not mention a lot of the exact same gags) for the "Naked
Gun" film. Which was successful enough to spawn more hours of sequels than
there were of the original series.
BATMAN
Holy spin-offs, Batman! Okay this was not originally a TV show. In fact Bob
Crane's comic book has inspired everything from movie serials of the '30s to
today's two animated shows. However, the public perception of Batman was clearly
and foremost Adam West in campy gray tights. At least until Tim Burton's dark
vision supplanted it. (And luckily Joel Schuemaker's further atrocities have
returned the common image of Batman to it's tacky roots). While the infamous TV
show lasted only three years (just two episodes short of "Herman's"
run) it did inspire a movie. Well not so much a movie as a 90-minute episode of
the show released theatrically. (Which wasn't that hard considering that the
episodes were all two-parters anyway). Recently it's been re-released on DVD
with commentary by Adam West and Burt Ward. Ka-Blooey!
THE BEN STILLER SHOW
Ok, maybe not a direct movie, but did start the film careers of Ben Stiller
(who has yet to make a film half as funny as any of these 13 episodes) and
Janeane Garofalo (whose a great actress - why can't they put her in a good
movie).
THE MONKEES
It's potent mixture of faux-reality TV show (anticipating
"Popstars" and "Making the Band") and goofy band sit-com
(before either "The Partridge Family" and "The Banana
Splits") caused many frustration with its network. Resulting in the show
being axed after only two seasons despite uniformly high ratings. Still the show
produced several gold records (including one hit before the show even debuted),
world tours, crappy knock-off merchandise, and several re-unions. It also
produced "Head" - a hard-core acid trip of a movie that attempted to
gain some respect in hippie community by letting them know that the Monkees were
really in on the joke. About all it did was alienate the pre-teens who were
there core audience by being rated R and preventing them from going. (Not that
they would have understood it if they went).
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
It lasted only three years - and yet has spawned numerous made for TV
re-union movies. ("The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Isle"
anyone?) I don't know if that counts though....
So what's my point? Just that if they can make a movie out of "Car 54, Where Are You?" why can't they do one for "Herman's Head"? (Heck, given Hollywood's current idea bankruptcy, they just might.) I could see something featuring the original cast and focusing on the adventures of secretary Louise... (trails of into my own fantasy). And sure three seasons is just one season short of having enough episodes for a golden syndication retirement, but the brought "Doctor, Doctor" the short lived Matt Frewer sitcom back for the USA network's cavalcade of crap in the morning. ("Ned & Stacy"? Come on!) Well... it's just an idea.