Joe’s Baked Popcorn Chicken

(To be made by experts only. Do not try this at home)

 

By Joe Guzy

 

Ingredients:

                        1   6-7 lb chicken       1  cup melted butter

                        1   cup stuffing          1  cup uncooked popcorn

                        Salt and pepper to taste

 

Procedure:

 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken’s ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.

 

Serves whoever wants to scrape it off the wall.