Sightings

 

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I want to report a sighting. It was about 3 am and the bartender just kicked me out of the Do-Drop Inn. I was wandering around looking for something to drink when I noticed that my feet were wet. Actually I was in about 2 feet of water. I think it was some kind of pond near the college. I know I had to climb over a fence. Anyhow all of a sudden I saw bubbles and felt a swishing by my knees.

I saw something real long and snakey like. It almost bit me, but I splashed the water and it went away. I sure got out of there fast.

What was that thing?

 

Ina Briated

 

March 4, 7:32 pm I was hiding from the space aliens, I think they were Grays from Alpha Carbonzi IV. I was just under the surface of a small pond using a soda straw as a snorkel. Every once in a while I’d stick my head up to see if they were still there. They were! And they were talking to this green scaly thing. You know asking it if it had seen me. Well I adjusted my tinfoil hat and got out of there. Fortunately they hadn’t seen…Oh no! here they come again…gotta go.

 

"Wheenie" McSmalls

 

May 12, 10:49 pm I'm tracking down Elvis. I almost had him in Des Moines, but he lost himself in a large crowd of construction workers. He's bald now you know. Anyway I followed various leads until I found myself in Northwest Arizona all alone and apparently at a dead end. I was looking at a pond wondering what to do next when this gray/green thing came straight at me. Its eyes were blazing red and I could tell it meant business. I said, "Maybe I'll look for Elvis somewhere else." and I moved on. I heard he's wandering around the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I'll keep ya' posted.

 

Willie Findum

 

 

October 31, 11:04 pm It was Halloween and, having nothing else to do, we decided to launch a small raft in the College Pond and go out there and sing pirate songs. It took us a while to get the raft blown up but when we did, we all piled in and set sail..."Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of....WHAT'S THAT?? It looks hideous, all green and scaly and those red eyes and that long stringy hair....AAAAAGH!! Oh wait a minute, it's only Mom. She says it's time to come home now. Aw gee we never get to have any fun." Oh well, bye now.

 

Names withheld by request

 

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